bert mccracken

The only person that can pull of the greasy hair and still look hot as all hell! I mean, wow, look at him! Get real chickie... We all wanna do more than just hump his leg, I could say more but I probably shouldn't! Mmmm.. Bert!

I could fuck Bert all night and his greasy hair wouldn't bother me. LOL

by JoeMomma September 15, 2003

bertarded

Stupid and slow witted, worse then retarded.

Bertarded - A person who has not clue how to do anything.

by Cat mechanic March 26, 2013

bert mccracken

hmmmmm...... I wonder if Bert swings both ways? i'll ask him WHEN I SEE THE USED!!!!!!!!!! ANUS

bert: very hot guy!

by Todd October 8, 2003

Bertha Slap

The act of a larger women slapping your dick with her tits

damn dude i heard you got bertha slapped yesterday

by Yeahhhh Biiiidddddd November 21, 2010

a bert

After a bout of anal sex, you provide your sexual partner with a shit uni-brow by slapping your shitcock across their eyebrows

"Honey, would you mind if after our ass-fuck I would bert you?"

by Fudgie October 30, 2003

Bert

The most amazing boy you'll ever meet. Usually cute and not afraid to reveal his naughty side ;)

damn, berts a cutie. I'd hit that

by Priscaaay April 4, 2009

Bert and Ernie

Derogatory term for two gay males. This can be a noun to describe someone, a noun to describe an act, and an adjective.

Noun1: Heh heh, check out Bert and Ernie!
Noun2: Ew! They were in the bathroom doin' the Bert and Ernie!
Adjective: Those two homos are so Bert and Ernie!

by The Protagonist August 22, 2005