bert mccracken

The only person that can pull of the greasy hair and still look hot as all hell! I mean, wow, look at him! Get real chickie... We all wanna do more than just hump his leg, I could say more but I probably shouldn't! Mmmm.. Bert!

I could fuck Bert all night and his greasy hair wouldn't bother me. LOL

by JoeMomma September 15, 2003

sex fight

A great game where two opponents square off and try to make the other orgasm first. The woman usually wins.

Sally and Jim couldn't decide who should pay for the movie, so they had a sex fight over it.

by joemomma March 28, 2005