A false bagel, one that has no stake in the historical and cultural history of bagels-proper (a contraction of "bagel" and "goy"/"goyim", the Yiddish word for "Gentile", hence inauthentic or unsatisfying).
Jessy was initially excited by the ready availability of so-called "bagels" in central Kentucky, but was unable to find naught but sour doughnuts, rounded croutons, and other bagoy monstrosities.
by Jessica Griffith March 24, 2004
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Guy 1: Shit man you ok?
Guy 2: .... *Rolls on ground clutching his bag*
Guy 3: Damn dude, better give him some time for the bagony to wear off.
Guy 1: Shit man you ok?
Guy 2: .... *Rolls on ground clutching his bag*
Guy 3: Damn dude, better give him some time for the bagony to wear off.
by Beefcream March 14, 2010
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by rick420 December 9, 2004
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Totes bagotes!!!
by Nanor Smailliw December 19, 2010
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