bragging rights

The informal right to brag and boast about an achievement you've made. You get this right after you've achieved it.

If you make it up, you might get away for a while, but you'll get bashed if they find out you never earnt this right.

Geek A: *Three headshots in Counter-strike in 30 seconds*
Geek B: Bastard, you shot your own team mates
Geek A: But it was still 3 headshots, that means I get bragging rights
Geek B: You're a load of shit, no bragging rights for stupid noobs.

by Skyboy September 22, 2005

blogging

If minds had anuses, blogging would be what your mind would do when it had to take a dump.

this example via maddox

by hex September 15, 2005

v bagging

its just like t bagging except v bagging is what girls do. So to v bag you need to have a vagina.

dude I love it when my girlfriend starts v bagging me.

by Benjamin jerome thompson February 23, 2008

trash-bagging

you actually use a trash bag in place of a condom, taping said bag around your throbbing manhood and waking up the next morning realizing you are both a legend and a loser at the exact same moment

When i walked in, Dan was trash-bagging her.

by The Bag Man September 27, 2005

bagging on

to keep bothering a person with the same issue. Talking crap about someones style etc.

Maddi and Lindsay were having a normal conversation when alexa comes up and starts bagging on maddi's hair.
Alexa: "You always were your hair up and it looks weird, you should really change your style and you shouldn't straighten your hair so much.
Maddi: Like i give two shits. Stop bagging on my hair"
Lindsay: "She obviously doesn't care"

by therealnerdword September 20, 2013

Woman bagging

A common hypocrisy by feminists when they themselves complain about how manspreading takes up too much space in public spaces.

"You can't complain about manspreading when you're taking up more seats than me with your woman bagging"

by Legit not a troll July 28, 2019

Violent Tea Bagging

A specific genre of tea bagging in which the tea baggee is not necessarily a willing participant. The tea bagger may do this to humiliate, embarrass, or insult the tea baggee. Unlike standard tea bagging, the tea bagger is at risk for defensive tactics such as biting. Therefore, many violent tea baggers opt to simply place the balls on the forehead of the victim to reduce the risk of personal injury.

John was so mad at Tom for stealing his girlfriend. After gym glass, John had his friends hold Tom down while he gave him a sweaty, violent tea bagging.

by Beavis556 March 31, 2010