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Bench Warmer

A person that pays money for a jersey and to be a part of the team and doesn’t get to play a single minute..
Sherwin and John we’re bench warmers for the Orlem Zonals
by EmmanuelNoronha July 7, 2020
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Bench Player

A Bench Player is another word for a hater/player hater. A Bench Player either has no game, or weak ass game but has the nerve to talk shit about someone who has game and is using it successfully.

A Bench Player hangs around social media platforms talking shit about people who are really doing things with their lives or careers. Quite often, Bench Players have very little to show for themselves, have failed careers, o/and are dreamers.

You can spot a Bench Player by checking the comment section of blogs and social media platforms The Bench Player will have a series of comments saying basically the same thing and always negative, which usually means the success of others has triggered him/her.

A Bench Player talks negatively about positive people and events.
At 35, you live in your Mom's basement, fap 24/7, and play Madden trying to relive your highschool quarterback days, then tell me I'm not going to do anything big in pro football after being drafted in the first round? What a Bench Player!!!
by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 6, 2018
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Bench Strength

A collection of women that you can call at any time for a booty call. List can be short or long but these ladies are always a sure thing.
You must build good bench strength before the ladies hibernate for the winter. No bench strength...no sexy time.
by Chains/Chong January 31, 2010
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bench slapped

this is when you have to go before a judge and he slaps a bench warrant on you.
wow, harold went to court today and he got bench slapped by the judge.
by lindy1943 April 6, 2010
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Bench Mob

Dog piled by teammates out of excitement
Braxton Beverly's teammates bench mobbed him after he hit a three point buzzer beater to beat Clemson.
by Joe Shit the Rag Maker January 28, 2019
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bench hog

Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.
"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.
by Sarah666 August 19, 2007
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bench-hop

the act of moving from seats that you have tickets for to seats that you don't have tickets for but are open
We bench-hoped from seats 349 to seats 245.
by Jared W. May 17, 2007
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