Muffler bearings

A fictional term that bullies use when they ask questions or give maintance advice to ricers.

There is no such thing as muffler bearings however most guys who know nothing about cars can easily be convinced that it is part of their maintance.

Ricer: Is there anything I need to know before I install my new exhaust system?

Bully: Make sure to grease those muffler bearings before the install (bully laughs under his breath)

by truckguy6 December 15, 2008

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boarding school

A place where students can receive a good education, while also living the life of an orphan. These students' parents are often workaholics who are either unwilling or unable to raise their own children. Instead of growing up with parents, siblings, relatives, and guardians, 14 year old children are sent away on their own and forced to become family with strangers they may or may not like.

While parents will brag about the excellent education their children are receiving, they fail to acknowledge that they don't even see their children regularly enough to actually see what schoolwork they are doing. In reality, these children could receive just as good of an education in a day school while also maintaining normal living arrangements with their own families.

Some of these parents will be delusional and claim that they are involved in their boarding children's lives more than parents of regular students are. No, seeing your children a few days a year does not count as good parenting. Basically, this is pretty much an upscale orphanage where kids do not have the opportunity to excel in anything offered outside of their confined boarding school community. These children won't get part time after school jobs, won't get to run errands, won't get to visit out of town family/friends, and pretty much will have little contact with the real world.

I went to boarding school, AKA I pretty much raised myself and wasn't allowed to do anything outside of my school, include see my own parents, without a dean's permission.

by Brielle A July 21, 2011

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Boarding

The point where one cannot hold her their bowel movement, typically diarhea. The body stiffens up like a wooden board, hence the name 'boarding'.

Quick movements while boarding may cause one to shit their pants. Famously discussed by former Dodger's pitcher George Brett regarding an incident of food poisoning in the Las Vegas strip.

Mike and Dave both started boarding shortly after over-eating at McDonalds.

by UofPittEE July 20, 2009

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boarding school

A place where kids go to get away from home earlier than most, grow on their own and are put in a bubble that shelters them to the outside world's harm and harsh realities....drugs used often

campus in the middle of nowhere, small town, brick buildings, curfew and preps

by izz April 14, 2005

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