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baconsoap

hot sexy person that almost no one likes but people like because im so cool

lali: i love you bacon you my bestie!

toble: whos bacon?

lali: the best person ever!!

toble: not true
baconsoap is so cool! wish they were my friend
by baconnnnn August 8, 2021
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baconsmoothie

The 45 year old person who's stuck playing Minecraft and old people's games
Person A: Yo you know baconsmoothie?
Person B: Yeah, he's my MC Daddy
by Konstanius August 9, 2021
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bacons cat

Usually referred to when things tend to barf everywhere specially at the beach.
The bacons cat is throwing up everywhere.
by Bacons cat April 16, 2022
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Beacon primary school

Beacon primary school is a shit school lets be honest.
It is a school with a big budget that is focused on tormenting the students
The school takes pride in being a future school but most of the students there end up having no future
There are some nice teachers there but most of the teachers are hell-bent on giving the students traumatic experiences.
The students also can be quite horny with some instances of piak-piaking

Most students in Beacon are big bullies that are self-entitled.
Nobody: What primary school are you from?
Average bacon student: I'm from Beacon primary school the atas one

Nobody: -leaves-
Average bacon student: *cries in baconism*
by beaconBaconsamething June 5, 2022
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Baconsexual

When someone is aroused towards bacon.
Shasha is such a baconsexual she cums to bacon cooking videos
by thinemica August 26, 2022
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beacon high school

The Beacon School is a highly-selective college-preparatory public high school in the Hell's Kitchen area of Manhattan in New York City near Times Square and the Theater District. Beacon is a member of a group of schools called the New York Performance Standards Consortium.

Instead of the regular NY State required graduation assessments (Regents Exams), students at Beacon complete performance-based assessments (PBAs) in History, Science, Math, English. However, they still also need to earn a passing score on the ELA Regents Exam.

I AM A STUDENT HERE right now and the school is OK at best. There are ALOT OF BADDIES but that number will go down as a bunch of bumbaclot kids mess up the school. Your first crush will be your crush of many - however, you will soon see that the girl you like has a body count of one hundred with a snapscore of 1.2 million.

Also, be on the lookout for Mr. BEALS and Mr. MOSCOW!!!

AND DON'T DO DRUGS! THE SCHOOL BECAME A HELLHOLE OF GHETTOS WITH NO LIFE AND NO REASON FOR GETTING INTO BEACON WHILE ON METH AND HEROIN SMOKING ZAZA AND PLAYING FRILL MUSIC IN THE CAFETERIA
Mr. Beals: I AM MR. BEALS AND I WEAR A USMC T-SHIRT EVERYDAY WITH TAN AIR FORCES AND I LOVE TO YELL AT KIDS AND FAIL ALL OF THEM!

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Kid 1: Hey! You know Jay Critch went to beacon high school?

Kid 2: I don't care. I am only applying for the BADDIES!

Kid 2: Gets Accepted
Kid 2: One week later: GRA GRA GANG GANG GANG IM SMOKIN ON LOTTI THESE OPPS ON MY DICK YEE YEE YEEEEEE
by PLEASE READ!!!! May 15, 2023
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Baconskins

A term used to demean & describe white supremacist. The term implies that white supremacist are invasive, parasitic and demonic in their motives & ancestral history. It also implies that they have the same skin color as pigs, are similar yet lower than pigs in a filthy pig pen and have the same brain capacity as a neanderthal caveman from the Caucasus Mountain.
*These baconskins love to whitewash history.
* Baconskins claim they're the original people but if they're in the sun for too long they cook like pork bacon in a hot skillet.

*Only a Baconskin would say they invented "Everything".
by Da truth bringa August 6, 2024
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