Shourd-Fattal-Bauer

Straying from the intended path into dangerous territory.

I tried to slip it into my girl's southern region by she said I was Shourd-Fattal-Bauer-ing.

by stupid101 September 30, 2011

Jack Bauer

A man who enjoys dominant roleplay in the bedroom, having his partner at his complete mercy and torturing them until they submit to his will. A male version of a dominatrix, if you will.

So named for the lead character of the hit Fox series "24", Jack Bauer will do whatever it takes to thwart terrorism and is notorious for his brutal interrogation methods.

I heard her boyfriend's a total Jack Bauer; I never thought she was into that kind of thing.

or

Yeah, I pulled a Jack Bauer on her. She was begging me to let her do me by the time I was done.

by Crazy Pelirrojo April 20, 2009

Sophie Bauer

An ugly lamo

Wow Sophie Bauer is such an ugly lamo.
Plus she smells like ëggš

by Leroy Brown July 14, 2020

Pulling a bauer

losing a bunch of weight and getting hotter

Yo I'm gonna be pulling a Bauer and losing a bunch of weight and getting hot

by Pulling a bauer October 27, 2015

Bauer's Rule of Idiocracy

Of greater danger than nobody knowing what to do is a broadly held presumption that somebody does.

Source: “‘Idiocracy’ is a disturbingly prescient reflection of our current reality, not because nobody knows anything but because everybody thinks somebody does." ~ Jared Bauer

Bauer's Rule of Idiocracy arises in part from characteristics discussed in Erich Fromm’s “Escape From Freedom,” including a desire to defer to a trusted figure to escape the burden of having to puzzle out matters for which one is ill-equipped, the learning curve is steep, or information is at best incomplete.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

minnie bauer

An annoying woman with a very large forehead

Minnie bauer joins a conversation with something stupid

by Horizon is bae November 22, 2021

Bauered

When a coworker is given an incredibly simple task to complete and you are relying on the completion of that task in order to perform your own job, and that coworker completely botches the task.

I am terribly sorry Mr. Client, we should have been able to settle your trade on time, unfortunately your instructions were bauered by Drew before we got them.

by Herry October 22, 2014