Pulling a bauer

losing a bunch of weight and getting hotter

Yo I'm gonna be pulling a Bauer and losing a bunch of weight and getting hot

by Pulling a bauer October 27, 2015

Chelley Bauer

She is the most amazing person that has ever walked this earth, and just her touch sends shivers down your spine, and the thought of her smile makes your world stop

Chelley Bauer is fucking amazing

by _K1NGC September 19, 2019

Jack Bauer

Literally the sexiest man to walk the planet. His genitals drag the floor as he moves. His physique is like no other. He is like a mixture between The Rock and The Michelin Man. I would let him go beast mode on me no homo ;)

I want to fuck Jack Bauer.
I want Jack Bauer to cum inside me.
Jack Bauer has a monster dong.

by sgraveyy February 3, 2020

Sophie Bauer

An ugly lamo

Wow Sophie Bauer is such an ugly lamo.
Plus she smells like ëggš

by Leroy Brown July 14, 2020

Bauer

Bauer (slang), to be a homosexual or ‘bent’or strange

Look at that bauer

by Titlicker56 September 24, 2020

Shourd-Fattal-Bauer

Straying from the intended path into dangerous territory.

I tried to slip it into my girl's southern region by she said I was Shourd-Fattal-Bauer-ing.

by stupid101 September 30, 2011

Bauer

There is no way in describing the size of a Bauer's Penis, its huge, even though a Bauer is a great person everyone rejects a Bauer, fearing they would die from the size.

Hey Ann, yeah I heard dave has a Bauer, no wonder no hits on him, their afraid, well i'm not.

by UrbanMafia October 18, 2023