Oliver Barnes

A sick lad that likes koalas. A White kid with a black life. Subscribe to Olly the koala Barnes.

Oliver Barnes goes to school. Learns shit and comes home, plays fortnite.

by Boyyyyyyy. June 22, 2019

Varnishing the Barn

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

by BigJustice April 17, 2009

Shit Barned

Getting hammered or drunk in the capital city of Ohio.

Kurt got shit barned while taking a break from his murse job.

by DrunkswickNation20392092 March 20, 2010

Diane Barnes

Shes the most gorgeous sculpted masterpiece to mankind. Shes got the longest flowing dark hair down to the perfect quirky smile. Her style is very on point and smells like a bowl of seductive floral/clean ocean notes and new car leather seats. She turns heads when she walks into a room without even trying. She doesnt realize how ABSOLUTELY perfect she is, which makes her even hotter. She can sell ice to eskimo and shoot the shit with absolutely any stranger. Shes Funny without having to try. Down to earth loyal and loves family above all. Her mom is her world. She will say it how it is even if it hurts ur feelings but we all know in end its cause she cares. If you know this Mini Panda dont let her go! If she hasnt stolen your heart already!

That Diane Barnes is something else she just took off her coat in the middle of winter to give to poor Jamie.

Diane Barnes is small but she will slice and dice you with those Big words

Diane Barnes you have stolen my heart

by PSEUDOwhapWhap October 09, 2021

go to Barnes

To defecate in a public restroom, esp. when one has entered the establishment containing it exclusively for the purpose of defecating.

I stopped into a Starbucks and snuck in the back to go to Barnes.

by Matthais Q. Lorosots January 06, 2006

BEEF BARN

A woman who will take it in ANY ORPHUS!!! Any day, any time, anywhere.

Tim and his buddies were sitting around chatting, when I heard them say "Damn, Stacy is a total BEEF BARN!! I cant believe she fucked us all in the same day!!!!"

by osubeefbarn November 15, 2009

Wayne Barnes

Also see definition of wanker, tosser, blind.

Now widely known as the referee of the 2007 Rugby World quarter final played between New Zealand and France when the All Blacks were knocked out of the tournament.

He made two crucial mistakes that most New Zealanders will never forgive him for: Missing a forward pass and an unjustified sending off.

"Wayne Barnes the Rugby referee needs to get his eyes checked"

by Matt Astle November 05, 2007