The girl you get at the closing seconds of a bar closing in a last ditch effort to get a girl to sleep with you.
Justin: yo man there not much time left and i don't think these girls are going to pan out
Steve : its ok, lets leave these girls before the other bars close and see if we can get us some buzzer beaters.
Steve : its ok, lets leave these girls before the other bars close and see if we can get us some buzzer beaters.
by generalbone March 17, 2010
Get the buzzer beater mug.1. An old cheap car.
2. A tank-top like undershirt that has vertical stripes.
3. Short for "beat her".
2. A tank-top like undershirt that has vertical stripes.
3. Short for "beat her".
1. I drive an old beater.
2. My beater is so comfortable, I could wear it all the time.
3. I'm so mad I think I'm going to take off my shirt and beater. (this is a double pun because if the guy is wearing a beater under his shirt then he is in the act of beatingwearing a wife beater and he is also going to "beat her".)
2. My beater is so comfortable, I could wear it all the time.
3. I'm so mad I think I'm going to take off my shirt and beater. (this is a double pun because if the guy is wearing a beater under his shirt then he is in the act of beatingwearing a wife beater and he is also going to "beat her".)
by Klosterman6969 July 31, 2004
Get the beater mug.a man, usually larger than his significant other, who slaps, kicks, or physically torments his female partner
by Sue See Anne May 15, 2009
Get the woman beater mug.Some little geeky nerd who plays with himself and smiles cheesily all th etime. You always catch him with his hands around his crotch or somethin
by Eratic Dreamer May 27, 2004
Get the Meat Beater mug.If your name is chris you might be a woman beater.
Hey chris can i have an autograph.
Boom drives women in the face.
Hey chris can i have an autograph.
Boom drives women in the face.
by mitch morrisseau February 11, 2009
Get the woman beater mug.A Madison Egg Beater is where you are doing a girl doggy style and really cramming it in to her, but decide you want to stick it up her ass. As you are cramming her ass, you get a nice lougie ready in your mouth and when you are about to ejaculate you flip her over, hock the lougie into her mouth and then shoot your load into her mouth as well; making the jism and lougie look like an egg on the stove. Now take your dick and ram it into her mouth and swirl it around like an egg beater.
I brought this bitch home last night from the bar and really wanted to pound it from behind. She begged for it in the ass and I obliged, but then I decided I wanted to give her a Madison Egg Beater- the dumb bitch swallowed it all!
by the squirter September 25, 2010
Get the Madison Egg Beater mug.An object used to beat off approaching hoes to those guys who are a "fucking great catch". Some forms of the hoe-beater glow red in the oncoming presence of a hoe. Use caution when approaching a suspected hoe. Hoes are detremental to your health.
Warning: Does not prevent or protect against STD's if said hoe does come into contact with you.
Side note: There has been talk of "Left for Head" game in which you use hoe-beaters and fashion weapons from sex toys and dildos to attack hoes in the upcoming hoe apocalypse.
Warning: Does not prevent or protect against STD's if said hoe does come into contact with you.
Side note: There has been talk of "Left for Head" game in which you use hoe-beaters and fashion weapons from sex toys and dildos to attack hoes in the upcoming hoe apocalypse.
"I never leave home without my hoe-beater."
"When Snooki approached me, I just pulled out my hoe-beater."
"When Snooki approached me, I just pulled out my hoe-beater."
by staciekins86 May 23, 2011
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