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Bellow Average Syndrome (BAS)

Disorder in which one neglect all people who were once important.
Mon: "Hey Jaxx, I'll pick you up after school. Be there!"
Jaxx: "Okay, sounds good."

Mon never shows up, Jaxx is upset.

Mon is suffering from a classic case of Bellow Average Syndrome (BAS)
by LSDLucy December 15, 2008
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Average penis size

Person 1: My penis is about 4 inches long.
Person 2: Wow, thats the average penis size!
by suckadickforadollar November 2, 2022
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Average Looking Mother Fucker

An Average Looking Mother Fucker is a drop shot originating in Edmonton Alberta that involves dropping a shot of raspberry vodka in the cheapest energy drink you can find. Often used to start a night after getting zombied the night before.
by JunkYardDog11 August 20, 2010
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avesta

avesta is a kind and beautiful person, she often has black long hair and dark eyes. she is extremely hot. if you know avesta never let her go
is that a goddess

no it’s just avesta
by fearneyyyyy<3 June 2, 2021
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my life is average

An average website where averagely awesome people summarize their average days/lives. These people are awesome and need not to be asked how they get to be this way. (as in, totally awesome)
go to mylifeisaverage.com to see the official site for My Life Is Average (of course, what else would it be? just, don't even ask....)
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Avert-O-Vision

1) The skill of avoiding eye contact with another person that you want to think you did not see.

2) The ability to not stare at a disfigured part of a person's body.

3) The willpower honed skill to keep from staring at a woman's bountiful breasts while speaking to her.
1) I didn't want to speak to Josey as she walked by, at the mall, so I turned on my avert-o-vision even though I know she saw me.

2) Dom's hand was burned to a nub, so I had to avert-o-vision the whole situation when he started to zip up his jacket because last time he got mad when I tried to help.

3) I was talking to my real estate agent about the home's features so I had to turn the old avert-o-vision on full blast when she kept leaning over the table to me, almost bursting out, while she shuffled through the listing papers.
by Badwsky February 10, 2010
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Average friends

When two or more friends engage in average friendly banter/conversation, casually.
So there we were, just a few average friends sitting around chewing gum with some casual laughs and stock conversation topics.

Timothy: What were you up to last night, Michael?
Michael: Oh not much, just hung out with some average friends and exchanged standard, run-of-the-mill stories about generalizations.
by FWSScontact January 7, 2013
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