assrape machine

a machine that has a rod that you aim your ass towards and it viciously penetrates you in the ass until you bleed, most people get stitches after the penetration.

how did you get those stitches on you Kumar?!oh, the assrape machine got me

by timthehomosexualwomenlover August 8, 2010

asswipe

See Michael Moore. A complete waste of human flesh.

Who taught that asswipe to make a documentary. And why is there no truth to it?

by Odorus Glutenaie May 6, 2005

asswipe

a person you really hate

an object you use to wipe your butt

joel is an asswipe

i need an asswipe

by john shoemaker November 25, 2003

asspipe

The tiny fucking back way into the death star on the Death Star Battle server for Continuum/subspace

"you guys go for the front, I'm gonna sneak up the asspipe!"

by DrBoris July 30, 2003

asswipe

Somebody that you look at like a peice of shit and you'd rather be wipin ur ass with them then to be lookin at them or even go anywhere near them so u call them an asswipe so they know that your ass respects them more then you ever would.

Barney is a fuckin asswipe that all the little shitheads want to use to wipe their dirty asses..

by Fuckhead November 11, 2006

asswipes

Asswipes! the new toliet paper! 200% more absorbent then any other toliet paper!

i wish the toliet paper "asswipes" were real :D

by Kyle Biddle August 2, 2004

asswipe

A better pronunciation of the original asswipe..........so real asswipes wont know what the hell you are talking about!!!

What's up asswipe ( AHZ-WEEP-A)

by ME October 15, 2003