Ascorbid

A friend that is being ridiculous but more funny than annoying

Michael: you have to walk me to my class
Ryan: but it’s so far out of the way!
Michael: but I don’t want to walk alone :((((
Ryan: fineeeee

Michael: *runs across the room like a t rex*
Margaret: you’re being so ascorbid right now

by Lamowwww November 9, 2019

Forced ascot

When you fuck the space between someone's neck and chin without asking. Monocle optional.

Dear Sir, when you did a forced ascot on me, I did not appreciate getting cum in my eye. Signed, your former lady friend.

by bigblackwave July 9, 2010

go ascotting

You had a rough week and you want to grab your boys and 'tie one on'

"Hey buddy I've had a shitty week and looking to go ascotting, you game?"

by myboyblue! May 13, 2016

ascot flu

Flu Like Symtoms That Come From Putting Too Much Ketamine Up Your Nose Resulting A Blocked Nose And Sneezing.

' Last Night Was Heavy I Think Im Coming Down With A Bit Of Ascot Flu'

by sessiontime May 7, 2008

Ascension

Used to describe one of the greatest Power metal bands in the UK, also of the same name Ascension

" Hey, are you going to the Ascension gig tonight? "
" YES! who isnt? "

by power_metal October 29, 2008

Ascentia

Kick Ass Guild on The Nameless Server

Ascentia rules

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Aconplishinh

To bravely dwindle beer supplies for the sake of honor.

1. Damn Strick, you and your derby girls totally aconplishinhed last night.

2. It was a challenge to her very identity as a derby girl. She would aconplishinh this challenge and prove her true standing.

by Squirrel Ex Machina June 3, 2010