Skip to main content

If you cant afford it, abort it

Yeetus the fetus. if you cant afford it, abort it.
by Treyj2142 June 12, 2019
mugGet the If you cant afford it, abort it mug.

Abortion

a word no one is allowed to joke about.
Person 1: Why can't we joke about abortion?
Person 2: Because by definition there is no delivery
by Electronicz?Nahm8 March 8, 2021
mugGet the Abortion mug.

Aborted

by Mikebmetal August 14, 2006
mugGet the Aborted mug.

ghetto abortion

Drop-kicking a potential "baby-mama" down the stairs.
Keisha: "I ain't had no puriod yet, so you gon haf to take me to da woman clinic to get anotha abortion."

Terell: "That place is fo' rich-ass white folks! I'm takin you to tha Ghetto Abortion clinic!"

Keisha: "Where that is?"

(Terell leaps five feet in the air, delivers a swift kick to Keisha's forehead, which sends her down five flights of stairs)

Terell: "Aww, snap
by jvarna5 January 30, 2008
mugGet the ghetto abortion mug.

Joke Abortion

The act of killing a joke before it comes to fruition. Typical situations involve a third party ruining the timing of the joke, or the expectation surrounding the joke growing exponentially in such a way that when actually said, the joke is rendered unfunny by contrast with the listeners expectation.
"hahah right, but no one really likes to drive a Mini, it's like having..."
"Oh, just remembered, don't forget to give me that money you owe me."
"...sex with a midget, damn you idiot you just aborted my joke!"

"If you don't have any money you should try to say... ah forget it"
"What?"
"It's a geek joke, it's not even very funny"
"Now you have to say it"
"No way, forget it"
"Say the joke already", "C'mon dude we're waiting!"
"Ok, jesus, you should try to say "sudo give me a beer"
*silence*
"Don't look at me, you guys made a total joke abortion"
by Cenodictionary May 20, 2009
mugGet the Joke Abortion mug.

abortionware

Software that may as well be a coathangered fetus.
That Windows Vista, man. Such abortionware.
by PositiveZero April 7, 2008
mugGet the abortionware mug.

surprise abortion

An internet meme involving the any stage abortion of an unwanted child through the use of a well placed "Falcon Punch" to the lower abdomen.
"Mike, I've become.. Tenn Pregnant!"
"Don't worry Suzy! FALCON PUNCH!"
"Ooof!"
"hehe, Surprise Abortion, works every time!"
by Zeldageek October 9, 2007
mugGet the surprise abortion mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email