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alterboy

One who aids the clergy in their rituals, by bringing certain items to the table, or carrying the book for them to read. Of recent years, altergirls have been allowed as well.

Despite what everyone says, alterboys are just there to help, as one priest cannot do everything himself. Sometimes there may be a deacon to help when no alterboys are present, but this is not always the case. An astounding 0 reports, suspicions, and accusations combined of alterboy molestation have come to pass in my Church's history.
Considering I WAS an alterboy for two years and was not once molested, I think I'm well experienced to say so.
by Kenthar November 11, 2003
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alterbate

using the opposite hand to which you would regularly masturbate with
i felt like something different today, so i used my left hand to alterbate
by santizi August 7, 2009
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Altdread

A dreadlock made in a place alternate to the head. can be found in or on the armpit, face, chest, or any other part of the body that grows hair.
Ew... that guy just raised his arm and he has at least 5 Altdreads in his armpit.
by spooky z August 12, 2009
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alterdating

1) back up date for a dance/prom night (alternative date)
2) going on a date with 2 persons alternatively
Guy 1: Is Ashley dating Bob or Sam?
Guy 2: Shes alterdating them
by YATIN ARORA December 4, 2010
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Altered Lithograph

An art technique achieved by manipulation of an image created in commercially printed offset lithography, by means of pencil ink and gouache. Surrealist method: Altered Lithograph
Using gouche, pencil and ink, the technique of Altered Lithograph can be used to open new doors of perception within the unconscious mind.
by Cerberus dog September 12, 2018
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Aledo Illinois

This place I'm tellin you. There is so many sluts and whores at this place. If you want to get some get give em some weed and they will open there legs to you at any time. Also these a crap ton of crack heads. So if you lookin to get some of that puss I wouldnt pick this place cause you will get an STD very very very easily.
Why you going to Aledo Illinois every girl in that high school is looser then a goose
by Urdaddy69 February 24, 2019
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Altefo

A person who thinks negatively toward something/someone only because it is not how it used to be. (Ignores improvements and being overall better) usually toward technological advancements.
"Miguel, you're altefo. The interface is obviously better than the previous due to it's quicker response time, higher visibility, and ability to navigate easier, but you choose to dislike it because it doesn't look like the old one."
by LeaseDenVillage June 13, 2020
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