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airpods

ear buds that apple has created that broke people can’t afford and anybody who owns airpods can’t hear / see / feel / smell broke. they don’t have wires so you can flex on everyone. people that own airpods literally are in love with each other and treat everyone else like peasants.
*has airpods in* sorry bitch i can’t hear your brokeness
by imsofye11 February 14, 2019
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Airpods

Only rich people have these and shun the people without airpods. People with airpods are superior to people with wires.
John-Ewww Kevin are those wires you smell like broke.
Kevin-Shut the fuck up John I'm not rich like you with your Airpods.
by colinyumayyy February 27, 2019
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Airpod shotty

just murdered a family of 4 with an Airpod shotty

you kidding? not even an airpod shotty pro? poor loser
*points and laughs and airpod shottiliter*
by SargeantMegaChad September 25, 2022
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AirPod shuffle

The process of rotating left and right AirPods between your ears and the battery case to keep a long phone call going.
I was on the phone for five hours! Had to do the AirPod shuffle.
by Pinson Close November 24, 2020
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airpod

something poor people buy because the cant afford the cord/what that one faggot in your class uses to look "Gucci"
"Bro, are those airpod? Have you ever heard of a cord?"
by doge kid January 6, 2021
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AirPods Pro 3

The newest in the AirPods Pro lineup. They have four times as much ANC as the original AirPods Pro, a heart rate sensor and longer battery life.
On the 19th of September, I left my last period early and headed directly to the nearest electronics store to pick up the AirPods Pro 3. I spent my time testing out their latest features all the way home. (True Story)
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 19, 2025
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AirPods

Truly-wireless earbuds made by Apple with the hidden agenda of getting people to switch from wired to wireless.

It's also a misconception that the AirPods are very expensive, because they're not. The 2nd generation AirPods cost $179, which is around the same ballpark for many other good truly-wireless earbuds (e.g. Galaxy Buds Pro). The AirPods Max, however, are overpriced.

This makes the "broke" meme largely flawed and futile.
Pepega: *puts AirPods on*
Me: Hey—
Pepega: SoRrY i CaNt hEaR YoU i DoNt sPeAk bRokE
Me: Weirdo.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 18, 2021
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