double rayban

The definitive sign of douche baginess. One wears a pair of sunglasses on his head as well as on his face.

During lunch I saw a total double rayban. I wouldn't have cared less, but he was sitting inside.

by 69-24-7 October 6, 2013

Double Dumpkin

Simultaneous oral sex performed by a male and female in the 69 postition, while both parters also defecate. This is a rare combination of the blumpkin and the cunnilumpkin.

Note: The homosexual male and female versions of the double dumpkin are properly refered to as the double blumpkin and the double cunnilumpkin, respectively.

Hey baby, I need to drop a duece too - lets do a double dumpkin!

by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004

double halfsies

When you can't decide between two things, so you and another person (usually a friend or acquaintance) each purchase one of the desired items and you both exchange half of each item with one another.

Note: Most often done when ordering food. This way you can eat both items you want instead of ordering two meals and looking like a fat ass.

Person 1: "Man, I can't decide between the teriyaki chicken or the club."
Person 2: "Yeah, me neither."
Person 1: "Double halfsies?"
Person 2: "You read my mind."

by rkitch February 11, 2013

double hatty

when two players from the same football team each score a hat trick

Reef: Did you see Madrid's double hatty yesterday?

LandyCakes: Yeah man, all six goals were sick. Ronaldo is a god amongst men. And its about time Benzema showed up to a game.

by BarcaSucks December 24, 2010

Double Spoking

Using both hands to pleasure two ladies at once using the Spok sign, two in the pink two in the stink.

Oh my god Chaz was thinking about double spoking his mother and grandmother!

by Unknown3000 March 23, 2012

Double musky

To have two girls in bed when you are in Alaska. Different to the devils musky or the solo musky.

Hey Ben, I had an awesome double musky last night. That's awesome Aviope, I had nothing last night and ended the evening with a solo musky!!!

by Doublemusky July 19, 2012

double bucket

having diarrhea & throwing up at the same time

Jim was sick with the flu he was working the double buckets.

by l3ath3r December 21, 2008