Zoinked

state of being heavily under the influence of marijuana

"I am very zoinked after that bowl."

"Fellas, I don't know about you but I am quite zoinked."

by Big Doyer Peppers November 20, 2019

Zoinked

When you smoke a large amount of marijuana and you’re just too gone.

Student 1: umm are you high?

Student 2: broooo I’m zoinked...lmfaoooo

by White.boy.colin September 15, 2018

Zoinked

So high or tired you can't feel your body and are generally incoherent yet not really uncomfortable

Similar to geeked or zooted

Person 1: yo bro how you been

Person 2: shitt I'm zoinked outta my mind rn

by Dangdogs May 23, 2022

Zoinked

The act of being fundamentally high, that you teleport into the nether and ride the nether dragon or whatever and just green the fuck out. P.S i'm fucking zoinked rn.

"Dude, I am so zoinked right now, I'm in the fucking nether."

by PAPA FRITO November 24, 2020

Zoink

Known as joint, the word zoink is a combination of doink and zoot

Spark a zoink

by Lewissuly April 5, 2020

Zoink's curse

Zoink is a the top 1 player of the game Geometry Dash (at the time of 2024). He verified the 2024 top 1 level Tidal Wave after failing at 95%, which is the last click of the level. Two other victors of the level Trick and wPopoff has also died on the same spot as Zoink. This is called "The Zoink's Curse".

- Did you beat Tidal Wave
- Nah bro i died at 95%
- Zoink's curse

by TJumper4 December 9, 2024

Zoinked

Being high out of your brain.

"I'M ZOINKED OUT MY FUCKIN MIND MAN".

by ZOINKEDALLDAYEVERYDAY July 3, 2021