Yo-yoing

"Yo-Yoing" is the act of propelling ones excrement to the apex of deployment; only to halt the action then reverse the motion at a high velocity in a reciprocating manner for the purpose of sexual stimulation or to massage the male prostate with orgasmic intent.

Aka. Sucking and pushing poop in and out of your butthole making yourself cum

Do you yo-yo while you poop?

James has been away for 2 hours, I suspect he is in the bathroom Yo-Yoing. No one takes 2 hours to poop. He always returns in a euphoric state.

by oGFlubber February 18, 2022

Snot Yo-yo

A slimy, viscous string of nose cheese, the consistency of craft glue or thick maple syrup, that has a pleasantly elastic quality to it, allowing you to bounce it up and down from the end of your finger like a yo-yo. Best experienced only with close friends and family, not suitable for parties or somber gatherings.

This cold has me knocked out, but at least I got some good snot yo-yos to show for it.

by Charlie77 October 11, 2018

Double yo yo

When you stick your hand in a girls vagina grab her intestines pull them back out tie it in a knot then proceed to bounce the girl up and down like a yo yo

Kathy failed her math test so I gave her a double yo yo

by Burger474747 April 6, 2022

Yo-Yo

When it's really hot and humid outside.

I hate July. Its Yo-Yo as fuck outdide!

by FuckFace_86 January 24, 2021

Yo-Yo-ing

The act of using momentum to slide up and down repeatedly on a tree for sexual gratification.

That mf was yo-yo-ing on a tree for so long that his crotch was made smooth like a barbie doll, DAYUM!

by buffnipz August 9, 2023

Yo-yos

To appraise someone's appearance by looking then up and down.

"I've seen Chantelle over there, giving me the yo-yos"

by roscothepigeon January 15, 2020

Yo-Yo Rizz

The ability to get bitches by using a Yo-Yo and doing some Hunter x Hunter type shit.

Person 1: Did you see Liam in the hallway? He got a lot of attention from the girls

Person 2: He got that Yo-Yo Rizz

by Devious Ryo January 24, 2024