pocket yacht

A small yacht the features all of the same amenities as it's larger counterparts, in a compact package. Typically between 20' and 30' long. They are trailer-able and accommodate 4-6 people. Similar to a Tiny Home in purpose, you can achieve your desired boating lifestyle in a more affordable package.

We traveled the entire Great Loop in a Pocket Yacht

by LiveLifeAtSeaLevel February 1, 2018

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have yachts

The uber rich. Usually used in the saying “the haves, the have nots, and the have yachts”.

Ehrlich and Baghead threw a big tiki rager on Alcatraz acting like have yachts, but it turned out they were broke-ass have nots

by The new Nick D June 20, 2024

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Yacht Thottie

A human, could be of any gender but is most commonly female, that is routinely invited by wealthy older men to accompany them on their large boat or yacht due to their physical appearance or sexual virility. The prime age range of a yacht thottie is between 21 and 26 years of age, and their natural habitat is an area rich in resources, such as Chicago, Miami, or the south of France.

Friend 1: Hey man, are you still seeing Nicole?

Friend 2: Nah man, I wish. Unfortunately she wanted to just keep things casual. I guess a relationship would void her status as a yacht thottie.

by JabronieRoadShow July 30, 2020

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Yacht chili

When a bougie bitch has explosive diarrhea!

I was about to hook up with this fine bitch lastnight but she went to the bathroom and turned to yacht chili.

by Convenienttpw September 1, 2023

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Simon Le Bon’s Yacht

To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.

Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.

“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”

by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025

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