yacht blooded

To be of wealthy or upper middle class descent

Hey dude, I went to Brody's mansion, it was cool, too bad he's stuck up and yacht blooded

by This my name I guess March 24, 2017

Simon Le Bon’s Yacht

To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.

Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.

“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”

by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025

Land Yacht

A loosely defined category referring to large and cumbersome motor vehicles

An insult for someone who appears athletic but is actually very slow-moving

Sometimes I just like to chug around town in my dad's old Land Yacht.

"He seemed promising in baseball tryouts, but seeing how long he takes to get to 2nd base, he's just a Land Yacht"

by Redemptsion June 2, 2020

Bored Ape Yacht Club

Yes

Bored Ape Yacht Club - Yes

by MrKidz March 19, 2023

Twat Yachting

Sailing the vast oceans of wet pussy.

Tonight I'm gonna hit the club and do some twat Yachting on these hoes.

by Trigga Bone April 7, 2016

Dream Yacht

An extremely attractive person of the opposite sex that you'd like to have sex with but can't because he or she is taken or is way out of your league causing you to day-dream about being on them naked, riding until the sun comes up during spring break

The opposite of a moped

Example:

Guy 1: did you see that gorgeous woman at the bar last night?
Guy 2: hell yeah, I'd show her off to everyone I know. She's my Dream Yacht.

Example:

It's too bad Tyler is married. Hes so hott! He is my dream yacht.

by ZuulButtSecks April 12, 2019

A yacht with a cock sucking robot

Every middle aged man’s dream after retirement.

After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.

by The Double E September 10, 2023