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The Xylophone Corporation

The name of the massively successful merchandising company that grants consumers the power to fight nicotine addiction.
“Hey did you get the new wave 2 Xylophone Corporation shirt?” “Yeah, I love the amazing design and I quit vaping 3 weeks ago!”

The Xylophone Corporation is the new company that is sweeping the nation and is also responsible for the Xylophone family of products.
by Father Xylophone October 7, 2019
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Magic Xylophone

1. A question about a detail of a fictional story that is so trivial, the people who wrote said story certainly did not think about it.

2. A question asked about a fictional story by someone who is overly focused on the literal happenings of the plot instead of its themes, emotional affect, etc.

Taken from a Simpsons episode where a nerd inquires about the physics of a cartoon cat’s rib cage being played like a xylophone
1. “ In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.”

2. “I mean, I just don’t understand how there can be explosions in space in Star Wars when there’s no oxygen...”

“Shut up dude, stop talking about Magic Xylophones”
by RollinNollin November 3, 2020
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Pulling a Xylz

Used to indicate when someone is playing very well and clutching in a video game.
His racing lines were amazing, he pulled a Xylz and won.

Pulling a Xylz at the right time during a game is very satisfying!
by arielgot April 3, 2022
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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

When you are bored and have nothing to do, so you type all the letters on the keyboard. From A to Z in space
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
by boonrod2008 April 20, 2020
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xylophone that bitch

The sexual act of pugilising a partner with ones penis consecutively from head to toe.
Deem batads gave me bam fu Tanzipans in mah Panzimans!

Damn, Imma xylophone that bitch!
by Steve Klug March 30, 2009
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xyl

A ham radio term for "wife." Stands for X-Young Lady
Nice to here you on the repeater, say hello to the xyl.
by Jackel in El Centro July 30, 2008
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XYL

eX Young Lady - wife. Amateur/CB radio-speak when refering to your own or someone else's wife.
Ham 1 - "Who was that YL you were with last night?"

Ham 2 - "That was no YL, that was my XYL!"
by fogyfos October 23, 2009
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