one-eyed wooly booger

another term for the males sex tool. also known as the penis, this instrument is known for gagging and making females scream when used correctly.

Did you see the size of the guy's one-eyed wooly booger?!

by heywoodjablowme August 31, 2006

wooly door

A door made out of sheep wool and or an entrance to a hairy buthole

Hey that girls has a wooly door

by j hookington June 1, 2014

Wooly Mammoth

A very unattractive and fat person. Usually said when the person is thought to be atractive but when you see a picture they are ugly.

Kyle: Hey this hot girl is sending me a picture of her!
Jason: Let me see!
Kyle: Just received it, take a look!
Jason:....She looks like a wooly mammoth!
Kyle: FTW

by AHHH ITS A MAMMOTH April 25, 2011

Wooly

Wooly (adj., mood) — A mood in which someone feels like embracing fluffiness—whether by dressing in something soft, furry, or even expressing their furry side.
It can be an ever-present emotional state, or something that appears randomly and occasionally.

Example One:

Lillian: “I'm feeling wooly today.”
Clara: “Like with the fursuit and all? Or just something furry?”
Lillian: “Just a tail and maybe some ears.”

Example Two:

Casper: “I'm feeling very wooly today. I’m gonna go get my fursuit.”
Riley: “Nice!”

by LilyEatsReefslider June 13, 2025

woolie buger

a huge fur pie, like a massive bush and or briar patch...something you could not find the pussy hole through

I warned my brother before he had sex with that bitch, that she had a woolie buger.

by Ninja Boot Anonymous July 21, 2011

Señior Wooly

A psychological bias when you think your abilities are better when you’re high than when you’re sober!!!

Grace: “look how good I am at eating thos demogorgon!”
Alex: “dude thats just Señior Wooly!”

by Smokinhotunitato November 21, 2021

Wooly Hatter

A person with below average intelligence who lives in an area of severe urban deprivation, & is worse than a chav, & continually wears a wooly (or woven material) type hat in all types of weather & even indoors.

I wouldn't go to that area as it is full of Wooly Hatters

by Steinman July 25, 2007