Woodcock

1. Winner

2. A man with an unusually large and hard penis
3. A bird (get your mind out of the gutter) that walks slowly along the forest floor, probing the soil with its long bill in search of earthworms. Unlike its coastal relatives, this plump little shorebird lives in young forests and shrubby old fields across eastern North America.

1. A chant to be yelled after one has defeated an opponent at any such tournament; "Woodcock means Winner!". Often times used as the team name so that the team may later chant: "Woodcock! Woodcock! Woodcock!"
3. "That guy I hooked up with last night had the biggest woodcock I've ever seen!"
2. Look at the cute woodcock with its long beak scavenging for food!

by PubCrawler March 20, 2015

Woodcock

Someone who gives inappropriate sex advice to underage kids.

You told that little boy to not wear condoms when having sex? Dude, you're such a woodcock!

by SomeoneResponsible April 13, 2010

Woonsocket

a place where you can get your crack, a hooker, and a gallon of milk at the same store. watch out you might find an abandon baby here and there. just leave it there, it probably has aids or a 12 year old mom

i need some meth an cookies, i will go to woonsocket!

by its_ok_im_a_chicken_nugget February 3, 2017

woostick

something rolled that includes marijuana and cocaine. either a joint or a blunt

i.e. "Yo, pass that woostick nigga"

by bonedaddy flex jimmy is a fuck January 2, 2010

woodcock

come on wood and cock in the same name what needs to be said

wood hard and funny cock funny and hard woodcock

by pdx drinkers August 3, 2006

Woodcocking

1. (adj.) used to show resentment towards a person, object or task.

2. (v.) the act of persuading your wife to let you get a purple pool table (refer to the Television series 'Til Death)

Maia: We have a test tomorrow and 3 assignments in English Class.
Alyssa: Are you freakin' woodcocking me right now?!?!
Skye Skye: HAHA! I get the reference. LOL XD!!!!111!!!!

by Minnie the Muncher November 16, 2013

Woodtick

Ugly, troll looking, mobile home owner.

That Woodtick just bought a carton of Cowboy killers.

by NorthMenomonie June 16, 2018