Food weapons

Another way to say cutlery, but only cool people use this.

May you please pass me some food weapons

by anonymous January 14, 2022

New Killer Weapons

Some new-fangled type of arms that "President" George Bush II tends to worry about a lot, or so he says.

Mah fellow Americans, there is plenny of evidence that Ee-rak, Afghanistan and perhaps Venezuela all have New Killer Weapons.

by Fearman February 24, 2008

freedom weapons

Large, powerful weapons when used by the U.S. and other freedom-loving countries. When terrorists use them, they are called "Weapons of Mass Destruction," but when we use them, they are "Freedom Weapons" because we're bringing freedom to the people we use them against.

Bush: We will strike the terrorists in Iraq with wave after wave of freedom weapons.

by astroman June 18, 2004

Heavy Weapons Guy

The Heavy Weapons Guy is a defensive class in the hit game, Team Fortress 2. His weapons are the Natasha, a high powered chaingun that fires custom 2 cartridges, the Sasha, a smaller version that slows enemies, a shotgun, a sandvich, which heals 120hp, fists, and his KGB (Killing Gloves of Boxing)

His main purpose is to be an iron curtain, standing on control points and spraynig wildly at opponents who dare to get near. He is most deadly when paired with a medic to boost his health.

In context it can mean that someone is Russian, Brutish, Fat, or someone who like large weapons

Dude, that guy is such a heavy weapons guy!

I know...I saw him playing at the shooting range with a 50 cal rifle.

by Raziel Hotokashi December 19, 2008

switch weapons in real time

Something you must do before hitting a weakpoint on a Giant Enemy Crab for massive damage.

In ancient Japan the samurai had to switch weapons in real time to slay the dreaded Giant Enemy Crabs.

by Wise Penguin November 10, 2008

unclear weapons

Things that we don't really understand that are killing people in other lands on our behalf.

Many Iraqis die from unclear weapons.

by blindspot February 17, 2005

wmd (weapons of mass destruction)

George W. Bush, his puppet Dick Cheney, and his henchmen at the pentegon

henchmen would be Donald Rumsfield and Paul Wolfulwitz

by Merlyn June 29, 2003