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Penis Watcher

A tiny woman who loves to gander at a man's penis when the opportunity "arises".
This could occur before or after sexual activity or just walking down the sidewalk.

Her ganders may occur frequently or at random times of interest. She prefers the site of her boyfriend's penis but would look at another if it flopped out from an unsecured zipper.
It brings her joy and sexual arousal.
K-Muffin is quite the penis watcher
by Dmuffin July 19, 2018
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whale watcher

An individual who is infatuated by obese rotund women. The individual will express a hatred towards them as a facade for his friends, however in reality he is extremely down bad.
Holy moly, Antony is the biggest whale watcher to ever exist. All he does is them fat bitches' homework. Mandem is so sad.
by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th February 16, 2021
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porn watcher

Someone that watches porn

It’s in the name
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Window Washed

The act of getting absolutely window washed with the boys.
Jack- Do you guys see Hunter over there I think he is completely window washed

Jay- Oh my god I do see him I believe he is window washed

David- No shot he is window washed!

Brian- Oh No! He is window washed for sure.
Nick- Gotta love that man hunter
by WindowWashedMaster July 3, 2021
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politically washed

forcing an political opinion on a topic which doesn't have any discussion about it prior, particularly found on twitter.

another way to identify those who are politically washed is to examine whether they have high amounts of gullibility.
Adam: "This donut tastes incredible."
Jeff: "You sound like you're part of the far-right lmao"
Adam: "God damn, how embarrassing, you're so politically washed that you don't realize my comment has nothing to do with politics".
by BigBoiV December 6, 2022
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Classified facebook watcher

some who likes/comments on every status you put up basically watching your EVERY move. Especially if its about question and like 4 like stuff
Nathan: OMG she keeps on liking all my status's

Andrew: dude you have your own Classified facebook watcher, Nathan just make a new facebok account!

Nathan: nah ill just tell her to piss off
by That Half Retarded German Guy December 27, 2010
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Get Your Socks Washed

An alternative of GYDS. Invented by a few high schoolers in math class when the original GYDS was banned from using.
"OMG Matt and Pat didn't get a detention today!" "OH YEAH, Get your socks washed!
by Skip39 July 6, 2011
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