Necco Wafers

Quarter-sized candy wafers that resemble Smarties.

"Do you have any Necco Wafers? They're good as shit.

by PyroLogiK December 17, 2003

cum guzzling twat waffle

an insult used to piss people off like douche bag or calling somone an asshole but sounds more insulting

joe: you you took my seat!!
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious

by Dj I<haled July 27, 2007

Twat-Waffle

Being a cantankerous thundercunt because you think you're important

Bob: Hey what do you think of Nicole?
Me: That bitch is a straight up twat-waffle.

by Maggy676435 March 3, 2015

Wafflehole

The square, bumpy ring that is discovered upon entering the anal area.

Andy was delighted upon discovering his wife's anus, as he saw she had a delectable wafflehole

by Josh Beaumont January 30, 2008

rofl my waffle

a term that came from the phrase "lego my ego" used online by mostly counter-strike players to express laughter

roffle my waffle you nub

by dony p August 31, 2005

Dick-Waffle

A term you can call someone who "woke up on the wrong side of the bed," someone who is not a morning person and is a dickhead in morning.

"hey wake u...."

"FUCK OFF WHY CANT U LEAVE ME ALONE"

"wow, don't be such a dick-waffle!"

by sluttymuffin123 February 21, 2014

wafflegasm

The overwhelming feeling of joy that comes from a fresh bouquet of homemade waffles on an other wise cold, yucky morning.

Roommate 1: I was planning to sleep in, but this morning you had to get up and have a wafflegasm at the crack of dawn.
Roommate 2: Yeah sorry about that.
Roommate 1: You could at least be quiet about it...
Roommate 2: Obviously you haven't tried these waffles.

by Josephine Crew March 29, 2009