went tits up

When someone or something went tits up, it means that he, she, or it died.

The Trump campaign went tits up.

by Cranberry Bob June 15, 2020

wheat soda

Beer. Usually light beer that resembles soda more than regular beer i.e. Natural Light, Keyston Light, Milwaukee's Best Light.

Yo let's go practice, work up a thirst, get our rocks off, and go drink some wheat soda.

by ClubLax September 28, 2006

Wheatgrass

It is hailed as a superfood and is made from wheat grains sprouted to a height of around 17 cm/7 in., cut, and pulped to produce a highly nutritious juice that is drunk in very small quantities, usually given in the form of a thick, green, liquid shot.
Honestly its disgusting because it tastes like someone’s lawn. Just think: There is a reason your dog or cat throws up after eating too much grass in the backyard. But if you can stand the bitter taste of shrubbery, it will be worth your while.

Olga: I am drinking some wheatgrass juice

Bob: Apple juice. Nuff said.

President Bush: Apple JUICE!!!!!!

Olga: I do not like this green sludge

by JonnySch February 28, 2011

When we go clear

When you accomplish your goals and the only way is up

We gonna be ballin when we go clear b

by Mainzcov July 25, 2016

Wheat Bread

Something that is far nicer, better, and more expensive than other things, much like wheat bread is compared to white bread.

Jason’s wife made reservations at the Holiday Inn, but Jason was not happy. He prefers something more Wheat Bread, like the Four Seasons.

by SandCrabRGV December 8, 2017

When Mom finds the poop sock

A devastating event in which your mother finds the sock that you use when you are out of toilet paper and you have to take a SHIT. The poop sock is a sock that you shit in when you dont have toilet paper

When mom finds the poop sock is exactly what it sounds like

John - Dude, my life is fucking over

Connor - Let me guess, your mom found the poop sock when you ran out of toilet paper again?

by skywar1514 January 22, 2020

when chickens drive

An outlandish and exceedingly unlikely and fantastical scenario used in place of “when pigs fly” because the latter is a worn-out and tiresome expression.

I will vote for Humpty Trumpty if he runs for future office when chickens drive!

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2021