Volcanic Shits

The results of too much beer, White Castles, and vallium.

I drank too much beer and had too many Whitey's last night, and now I have the volcanic shits.

by shit admin October 8, 2008

volcano shits

A bout of diarrhea that burns so bad that the hair on you asshole gets singed. When your asshole becomes a blowtorch.

I had a deadly bout of volcano shits last night.

by Gollum May 28, 2006

Volcanic Milky Blossum

This is when a girl is hogtied or frogtied, preferably with a ballgag, and you stick a vibrator or some other stimulating sex toy into her vagina and turn it on. The pleasure will make her orgasm, forming a Volcanic Milky Blossum.

When having BDMS with Sara, Robert frogtied her and gave her a Volcanic Milky Blossum. She was exposed with her clothes off and naked and Robert jacked off to the sight of her helplessness.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 7, 2017

upside-down volcano

The act of deficating in an explosive manner. This is usually a diahrea dump resembling a volcanic eruption, upside-down.

I just took the worst shit ever. It was an upside-down volcano.

by ruppge December 8, 2007

atomic volcano

When a person is fucked so hard in the ass that they throw up.

Jeremy fucked me anal so hard last night that I had an Atomic Volcano; now my esophagus is really sore.

by Upinyourmommy December 9, 2010

vodak

Further proof that even the most idiotic brainfart can become a meme.

Typical FARK reader: "Vodak! LOL! It's funny and I don't know why! OMGWTFLOLBBQ"

by Stupid Meme Hater November 25, 2006

volatile

1. Evaporating readily at normal temperatures and pressures.

2. That can be readily vaporized.

3. Tending to violence; explosive, as of behavior.

1. Although mercury doesn't evaporate at normal temperatures, some would call it volatile, since it is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.

2. Water is quite volatile, since I can vaporize it whenever I want.

3. When I got into an argument with my friend, Brian, I became quite volatile.

by Diana Stephens October 31, 2004