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Valders

A crappy little village right outside of Manitowoc, WI. Since there is absolutely nothing to do there in this town of 997 people the residents who will openly admit they are from here, sit around all day and drink. They have nothing to live for, except for their local high school. So everyone in town obsesses about the school's sports teams to fill the lack of anything in their lives.

The school is most well known for wrestling-but no one besides them cares, and their varsity boys and girls basketball teams. You see, they think they are really good, but year after year they fail to accomplish anything. They barely can make it past regionals much less even dream of making it to state. The fan are considered some of the most obnoxious and rude in the area and overall everyone just hates them.
Nick: You're from Valders?
Joe: Bob: Yeeehhhh
Nick: WTF is your problem. We can no longer be friends. Valders people are not even real people. Move somewhere with class!!
by JimJones14 December 7, 2010
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Vanderwal

Look at the Vanderwal on the wall
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sneaky vandersloot

Inserting your finger or fingers into a woman's vagina and then proceeding to put said finger(s) into her ear. Essentially a wet willy with her own vaginal fluid.
Billy: You know how I was fingering Vanessa the other day?
Bobby: Yeah! What happened?
Billy: Well, she was about to cum and I gave her the ol' sneaky vandersloot instead. She slapped me pretty hard and now she won't talk to me.
Bobby: Huzzah!
by smithee985 September 18, 2010
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Vandertrampp

1. A whore, or one who is generally Vandertramppy. or who sucks at life.
2. A french acronym for words conjugated with Etre instead of Avoir.
Girl 1: look at her! she is such a VANDERTRAMPP
Girl 2: i know! she just sucks at life.



Mme S: look! they conjugate just like Vandertrampps in past tense.
Michael: those damn vandertrampps!
by Dr. and Mrs. Vandertrampp March 8, 2009
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Vanderdeuce

To defecate in such a way that you effectively kill the unfortunate toilet.
Dude, I'm sorry. I had chicken curry last night and I Vanderdeuced in your crapper.
by brundl3fly August 10, 2010
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VanPersie

"VanPersie" (verb): to single-handedly save the day.
E.g: 1)Hey you're lucky I totally VanPersied you in the exams otherwise there was no way you'd have passed.
2) Dude, you would've been in deep shit had I not VanPersied you at the right time!!
by Suhel GMZ November 20, 2011
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Vandermark

To be useless, uninterested and basically not care in general.
"I'm totally going to Vandermark it today and say I'm going to the post office, when in actual fact I'm going home to masturbate"
by BBDO October 2, 2012
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