Value Jam Jar

When a man is lonely and poor, so seeks pleasure from a value jar of jam, of any flavour he wishes, by inserting his penis inside of it. The man may remove some jam beforehand to stop the jam making too much mess but if the man pleases he may insert his penis into a full jar of jam. If the man is rich but lonely, he may use a branded jam jar.

I haven't had sex in a while, I may do a value jam jar later to help cope.

by Lonely Horny Water Bottle August 21, 2016

vauxhall diet

The so called slimming "diet" that can sometimes be a positive side-effect when you're going clubbing/festival-ing on at least a weekly basis and taking a cocktail of hunger-reducing drugs, predominately coke and MDMA. Originating from the gay scene in the Vauxhall area of London.

"Ooohh gurl, you looking skinny as fuck, have you started gyming?!"

"Nah mate, just been on a bit of a vauxhall diet the past few weekends"

"Ooohh you coke whore you!"

by Lyf Tho May 14, 2017

value judgement

when you put an emotional value on an estimate

"the best I've ever taught — very polite and obedient” it is a value judgement because the teacher is putting an emotional value on the student: very polite and obedient

by Aedc November 12, 2018

Valuable Pain

A lesson about committing you’re heart to a relationship too swiftly

Taylor have Valuable Pain

by Valuable pain November 25, 2019

valexa

some girl who is allergic to chocolate :) how sad

She can't have those because she's a Valexa.

by Lemon Fire November 2, 2020

value seeker

One who finds pleasure in a bargain

“We can stay at an Airbnb in Palm Springs. No we can stay at my buddy’s swanky place instead. Don’t worry it’ll be discounted because he knows I’m a value seeker.”

by Okoboji June 29, 2021

Vyluxa

The name "Vyluxa" is a phonetic creation in the English language, drawing inspiration from Latin roots. It combines two Latin words: "Vita," meaning life, and "Lux," meaning light. While it doesn't adhere strictly to Latin vowel patterns or rules, the essence of this name conveys the profound meaning of "Light of Life" or "Illuminance of Essence." In other words, when translated directly, it signifies the radiant and luminous quality of life itself, and this interpretation could be expressed differently while maintaining its essence in various contexts.

Friend 1: "Vyluxa is an interesting name."
Vyluxa: "My parents made it up."
Friend 1: "What does it mean?"
Vyluxa: "It means 'Light of Life."

by Agent_L September 24, 2023