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vaginisation

The operation by which a male is transformed into a femail, thereby releasing him from the chains of logic. He/She is now also allowed to change his/her mind on a whim and no longer has to offer an explanation for anything. Making all things somebody elses fault.
Mr Smith the Dr sayes he's ready to begin the vaginisation now.
by evilsooty April 16, 2003
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Vaginasaur

Noun, Synonym for cougar an older women flirting with younger men or just generally doing things she is to old for.
Gross, that vaginasaur's middrift is showing off her C-section scar.
by Queeseso August 24, 2010
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cranio-vaginis

Right-wing female affliction, whereby they are unable to extract their heads from their quims.
Ann Cooter has cranio-vaginis,
so she has to queef her beefs.
by D. Weltner October 3, 2007
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Bacterial vaginosis

When your minge stanks of fish and no one wants to come near you cos you’re so stanky. Get it treated. ASAP.
Person 1: eww something smells of fish
Person 2: it wouldn’t if you closed your legs Keira

Person 3: it’s not her fault, she has bacterial vaginosis
by Wagwanblud234 December 16, 2019
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Vaganus

After the birth of a very large baby the whole that is left behind. Within medical terminology it is properly referred to as a 4th Degree tear.
After she pushed out that 12 pound baby we had to go into the operating room to repair the huge VAGANUS that it left.

Her VAGANUS was of epic proportions, glad she had an epidural!!!
by yoni nurse September 8, 2010
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Vaganus

The ripping or purposeful tearing of the skin between the butthole(s) and whoosey-whatsie which effectively creates an elongated vagina or vaginal area, thus creating an indiscernible hole or holes thus becoming a vaganus.
Husband: "Hey doc..Are we going to sever the taint?"
Doc: "Only if necessary and then in that case it will create a vaganus"
by Mrpuddles January 8, 2012
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vaginasaur

Check out that scraggly old vaginasaur over by the bar. I bet Ed Greco would do her!
by Roberto Costapoopoo March 31, 2003
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