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beefs

by jules vande August 1, 2007
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beefs

Another word for bestfriends.

bEE-best
f-friends
Damn, Michelle and Audrey have been hitting it off all day, they must be beefs .
by audrey00h January 3, 2009
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beefs

origin: BFF. bff, like beefs. a word used to describe the friendship between becca, emily, and shira. notice every other letter..B...E...S...respectively.
Dang, i wish i were shira, she's one of the beefs!
by shitra October 20, 2008
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Beefs creature

A mysterious crack only ever seen at haazendale once you see it you learn the truth, a true blessing from. The profit once you see you learn the truth and can be expected into the kraal and go home.
by Mr haazendale December 21, 2023
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anal beefs

"i am gonna give you some anal beefs"
by eliotr October 29, 2006
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impossible beef

impossible beef — A fight between two vegans is called an “impossible beef”; it named after the vegan meat product that looks and tastes like “real beef” (to people not familiar with the taste of a good cut of beef, that is.)

The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:

What is it called when two vegans argue?

Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.

Moo.
Yoga class was a drag today. Two of the cutest women in my class were having an impossible beef; and, I couldn’t ask either of them out for herb tea and Goji Berries. BUMMER!!!!!! It’s hard being a S.N.A.G. (sensitive new age guy).
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2023
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beef boss

the mii that poofesure constantly screams at in his videos
Poofesure: OMG Beef Boss just hit the ball on the table
by theMEKApilotsyoudon’tknow December 22, 2019
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