c-section 

is a surgical procedure in which one or more incisions are made through a mother's abdomen (laparotomy) and uterus (hysterotomy) to deliver one or more babies, or, rarely, to remove a dead fetus.

she: I got twins.
He:Oh, so you'll get c-section.

c-section by Tom.za November 14, 2011

c-section 

I heard a bunch of thugs on the street talking about c-sections the other day and I thought it was a new rap group. I am so glad you selflessly posted this definition so that no one will ever be confused again.

Yes Andi, a c-section or caesarean section is a medical procedure. But I guess since medicaldictionary.com doesn't let people post their own definitions you had to come do it here instead. Can someone say, DESPERATELY LONELY AND CRYING OUT FOR ATTENTION?

c-section by ElBorracho February 23, 2005

C-SECTION

The coworker that puts more effort in disappearing than actually being helpful

Guy 1. Where is the nub ?
Guy2. Haven't seen him all day and we needed help
Guy 1. As soon as c-section is found bring him to me
Guy 2. C-section?
Guy1. He must be afraid labor

C-SECTION by BDE>bde October 20, 2025

c section 

Usually used in teenage circles as a means of teasing, it defines a person who is beyond a virgin; a kid so sad that he has never had a vagina, never seen a vagina, and never even came out of a vagina.

See that loser kid riding the short bus? He is such a c section.

c section by kidstoday December 21, 2010

C-Section Comics 

1. A webcomic with gag comics and cartoons covering important topics like how women choose their underwear, how smartphone users see each other and the various people you'd meet in urinals. It's a comic known for drawing men hairy and women with huge boobs. Also spelled csectioncomics, csection comics or just csection.

2. Comics about doctors pulling babies out of a pregnant woman's open belly instead of their vaginas

1. "Hey, did you check today's c-section comics?"
"Sure, it's my fourth favorite comic right after cyanide and happiness, the oatmeal, and ctrl-alt-del
"Fuck you"

2. "I wanted to decorate my clinic, so I printed some c-section comics and hung them up on the wall"
"You're the craziest OB-GYN I ever met"

C-Section Comics by maili December 15, 2013

C-section strippers 

A type of exotic dancer who works at a ratchet strip club and solely works there to support her kids. Includes, stretch marks, c-section scar, and greasy hair.

“Yo the strippers at st. Pete’s are totally c-section strippers. We’re not going there”

C-section strippers by Afford_focus January 6, 2023

C section of happiness 

An extremely happy event, especially used when a plan comes together.

-“Dude! Did you hear that we’re going to get to go bowling tonight?”

-“Hell yeah! It’s such a c section of happiness!”

C section of happiness by Judah the Kisser September 17, 2018