verycorporateveryprofessional

Adj. used to make an awful temp job (usually in real estate) sound enticing.
Can also be used to describe anything or anyone encountered at said job.

Crazy temp agent on the phone: "Morgan,I have a great job,it's verycorporateveryprofessional:can I get you a glass of water?can I take your coat?it's very corporate,is this you?"

by nonin July 9, 2007

very cool stuff

1. An expression used when you think something is very cool
2. Drugs
3. A shitty website

1 "Bro thats some very cool stuff on your computer!"
2 "ay you got that very cool stuff nigga?
3. Dude 1: "verycoolstuff.net is a shitty website" Dude 2: "agreed"

by popbobsexbiome22 March 29, 2020

A Very Cool Man

A Very Cool Man or O' Holy Glorious Master is a person who is so awsome and cool he has this name, plus, he a an awsome pleasant called theo and is in TheRandomersism Religon

Whoa is that A Very Cool Man?

by A Very Cool Man June 20, 2020

Twenty Stick-Very-Twirly-Stick

What you can call the year 2016.

So-named because when viewed from above, it really does look like twenty (20) stick (1) very twirly stick (6).

{From a daily update to a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters}:

01-17-16 {or "2016 17 Jan.", or even "January 17, Twenty Stick-Very-Twirly-Stick" if you prefer}.
Just making my daily check-in from Tok AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean I only have a sodding Cingular update planned for my website today...it concerns my having added an aerial video of flights of my Syma Fiery Dragon F1 Single-Rotor R/C Helicopter to my website.

by Telephony July 4, 2016

Einstein's *very* Special Theory of Relativity

An advanced sexual maneuver whereby your girlfriend deep-throats you far enough down that your pubes look a bit like an Albert Einstein mustache on her upper lip, and then she recites Albert Einstein quotes as best she can.

"God does mmph play mppphhh."

"Mmmmphhh equals mmmmmphhh C sqummmph"

-Probable utterances by a person performing Einstein's *very* special theory of relativity.

by Televangelist July 7, 2009

Veryfine Pepsi

Quite the tastery beverage made as follows:

Use varying parts of:
Veryfine Fruit Punch
Coca Cola
Jack Daniel's no. 7

Use titration method for the optimum molarity.

No substitutions allowed.

For best results, practice titration methods under unsuspecting authority figures' unawares. Then, when it comes time to host in a larger social setting (i.g.88, AXP TFi), you will be regarded bees balls, irregardlessly.

-Damn, this goes down so easy...
-do they even make Veryfine juice anymore?
-I hear vodka and Veryfine Papaya is sic (sic)
-if this is Coke...
-...Don't Phase Me, Bro!

-Carolyn, Bill, Bill, and Bill all want Solo full of Veryfine Pepsi

by jawasan October 29, 2012

very old grapes

Just some old grapes

1 Hey Steve those are very old grapes you have.

2 I know I'm getting rid of them.

by very old grapes December 27, 2020