Cum underwear 

Tired of the old cum sock? This is 2020. Time for a new change. Before, in previous years, the cum sock was the popular form of stopping the nut with an item of clothing typically found on the foot. Yes, the sock. But now mom knows all about your secrets and is tired of picking up your soggy waste of cum. However, with the cum underwear, cumming is now quick and easy, and can even be done in your sleep! With no need to pull out the old dirty sock, cum underwear allows you to cum whenever, however, and wherever! In public? NO PROBLEM. Just cum in your underwear! This item is the next look into the future, and can help mankind stop shaming themselves for the infamous cumsock.... cum underwear 2020.

“Dude you still cum in a sock?? Shit is old, just use cum underwear like a normal person you sick fuck.”

Cum underwear by Icuminmypantsfuckyou May 11, 2020

International no underwear day 

International no underwear day is were you don't were any jocks, boxers, bra's, nickers and all that

Happy international no underwear day its on the 27 of November can't wait

International no underwear day by Bradd Phillips November 26, 2019

magic underwear 

Underwear of the mormon religion. Also known as Garments or simply G's. These Magic underwear give mormons the power of flight, invisibility, x-ray vision and gardening. Don't ask a mormon about his majic underwear or you will be attacked by an army of scary happy plastic robots

Man, good thing I had on my magic underwear, or I would have been killed when that steam-roller rolled over me.

magic underwear by Joe Smith January 14, 2005

extreme underwear 

extreme underwear: the only underwear that jerks you off while you shred down mount everest on a plank of wood while a bunch of pirates try to catch you and rape your ass

A New Bunny Flash Cartoon...

extreme underwear by -ImpaCt- September 9, 2005

Sex in your underwear 

Another way of saying "dry humping"

Stripping down to your underwear and going at it. You both have orgasims but you're still in your underwear

Basically anything in the world is like it

Bro, that's like having sex in your underwear!

Sex in your underwear by Mr.VRUhimself April 7, 2010

Indian Underwear 

The substitution of of basketball shorts for traditional underwear because of lazyness or constant intoxication.

Stephen Hammersthebuffalo has been wearing the same pair of indian underwear all summer.

Indian Underwear by HottCarl November 20, 2010

Frank’s underwear

Very bright, colorful undergarments usually worn by kids named frank, or Frankie. Usually pretty fruity, made by ethika, it’s a high fashion risk. Originally found in New York, but recently it’s been making its way down a little down south stretching to Maryland.

Me: hey can I borrow some clean underwear, I haven’t done laundry in weeks.
Frankie: yea you can borrow mine but they’re pretty fruity, that’s how I get all the hoes.
Seuch: you don’t want to wear Frank’s underwear.
Me: nah it’s ok, I’ll just ask mike. I don’t want those weird tights you wear.
Ethika is a risky underwear brand

Frank’s underwear by Johnny sacc November 29, 2019