Definitions by HottCarl
plowing my favorite playground
The act in which, by natural childbirth, the newborn infant destroys the anatomy of the female vagina; rendering it looser and less fun than it was prior to parturiency.
Hey man, did you hear Breanne is pregnant?
Yeah, it's a bummer. That bastard baby is going to be plowing my favorite playground soon!
Yeah, it's a bummer. That bastard baby is going to be plowing my favorite playground soon!
plowing my favorite playground by hottcarl November 29, 2013
Indian Underwear
The substitution of of basketball shorts for traditional underwear because of lazyness or constant intoxication.
Indian Underwear by HottCarl November 20, 2010