Wild Turkey Surprise

When you eat somewhere (i.e hospitals, other peoples houses, your own, etc) and not knowing what your having/eating. You can also say "I had wild turkey surprise, surprise, there's no turkey!" meaning you could be eating anything and you can't identify or recognize what it is.

Person 1: Ugh, the Hospital food was just gross, I couldn't identify it.

Person 2: Really? You couldn't recognize it?

Person 1: Yeah, I had wild turkey surprise, surprise, there's no turkey!

by SuperIvan98 July 3, 2011

Angry Turkey

When a woman is passed out and snoring, the man ejaculates into her mouth causing her to gargle the semen producing a turkey like sound. The man then smacks the woman across the face causing her to wake up, look, and sound like an angry turkey.

"Dude, my girl was keeping me up with her constant snoring so i gave her an angry turkey!"

by babykym93 July 29, 2014

Boston turkey

Boston Turkey - when your hemmoroids are hanging out of your asshole.

I tried to sit down, but my Boston Turkey was killing me.

by Crookchaser March 3, 2017

brining the turkey

1. Typically occurs when a condom is left in place following a sex act for a prolonged period resulting in a 'pruning' effect of the male member. Intoxication usually precipitates the act of brining the turkey.

2. See soaking. May also be applied to the act of prolonged 'soaking'.

George came home three sheets to the wind and had his way with Betty. Unfortunately, he was so hammered he wound up "brining the turkey".

As he awoke from his drunken slumber George looked down and saw that he had "brined the turkey".

by pruned November 24, 2013

Turkey tom

A boring youtuber that makes shitty videos yet get shit tons of views

Turkey tom is funny

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by Nousernamelmao May 25, 2020

dry turkey

A person who owes money to someone(usually for drugs) and takes too long to pay them back.

This dry turkey owes me so much money, I'm 'bout to whoop his ass.

Don't front him shit, he's a dry ass mutha fuckin' Turkey!

This dry turkey so dry he need some damn gravy!

by *Mando* August 25, 2006

choking on a turkey neck

When going down on a woman with a large labia, you suck it back so far you choke on it as her labia is like that of a male turkey neck.

Last night I went down on this girl and choked on her turkey neck. Choking on a turkey neck

by Trader1933 January 13, 2017