1. the wrapping of one's satchel (i.e. scrotum) with anger or disgust as an act of defamation around another person's head until they pass out, like from a choke hold.
Did you see that dumbass try to merge on the freeway at 35 mph...she needs a flesh turbin and maybe she'll wake up with her foot on the accelerator.
by jagerhall March 24, 2011
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by Parentof5 November 1, 2012
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That Turdinator is in the commode! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not flush ever!
by The_JDH November 27, 2012
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Hey Todd, Ambien is always a good excuse for embarrassing is all, just like when you were turning knobs for textbooks at USC.
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