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Torque

The definition of torque is: when you wake up in the morning with a raging hard-on and go into the bathroom to take a piss
as you push down on it to aim it toward the water your feet kick out backwards from under you and your face bounces of the rim of the bowl. Now that is torque/torqued
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I saw a super beat up looking homeless person today, poor guy was totally torqued.

My buddy broke his truck four wheeling today, I saw it and it looked fucking torqued.

I watched a dude take to big of a bong hit today and it totally torqued him
by Dirty G in S.C. October 24, 2009
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No Toques

Spanish for, "(You) Don't Touch"
Also can be defined as an order issued by someone, in relation to an object or another person, on people or animals in the area, or anywhere else ,at the issuer's discretion.
Can be pronounced "No Tow-kess" or "No Tokes" (Mainly by stoners/hippies/420 fanatics)
(**Pronunciations change by country/region**)
"Effective Immediately, I issue an order of "NO TOQUES" for everyone, in relation to my head. Nobody is to touch my head without my express consent, and violations may be punished to the fullest extent of the law...
So, "NO TOQUES", Y'all!!
by Tejano Tank Commander June 14, 2017
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troque

the owner of a very bad hairstyle
man that dude's such a troque

check out that troque over there!!

jonny walked into the room looking like a complete troque, but seeing as that was the current trend in Wagga Wagga, he was immediately accepted into the group.
by universe golf pro September 30, 2007
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Taqueria's Revenge

The consequence of enjoying a delicious meal at the Mexican restaurant La Taqueria. This usually includes diarrhea.
Get home quick, I feel Taqueria's Revenge, those nachos aren't agreeing with my stomach.
by TheSpins December 1, 2011
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Torquereaphobia

The irrational fear of torture or of being tortured.
Jeff was so consumed by torquereaphobia that was unable to attend the museum exhibit about ancient torture methods.
by BlackCharcoal April 24, 2019
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taquelsha

A taquelsha is a person who will care for others but when something happens she goes all off she is very likely to blow up and goes mad when someone says something she likes to have the last word and when she lies her palms become sweaty.
Don’t mess with taquelsha!!
by Dodnsjsdgg D Virginia January 4, 2020
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