1 A PENIS
2 SOMEONE WHO'S MANIPULATED VERY EASILY
3 A BADASS BAND
4 A MAN-MADE DEVICE USED FOR BUILDING SHIT
2 SOMEONE WHO'S MANIPULATED VERY EASILY
3 A BADASS BAND
4 A MAN-MADE DEVICE USED FOR BUILDING SHIT
1 MALE GENITALIA (PUT YOUR TOOL INSIDE OF MY HUGE TWAT)
2 SOMEONE WHO GETS USED TO SATISFY ANOTHER'S NEEDS
3 AN L.A. ROCK BAND; DRUMMER DANNY CAREY, VOCALIST MAYNARD KEENAN, GUITARIST ADAM JONES, BASS GUITAR JUSTIN CHANCELLOR
4 SCREWDRIVER, WRENCH, CIRCULAR SAW, COMPASS, ETC...
2 SOMEONE WHO GETS USED TO SATISFY ANOTHER'S NEEDS
3 AN L.A. ROCK BAND; DRUMMER DANNY CAREY, VOCALIST MAYNARD KEENAN, GUITARIST ADAM JONES, BASS GUITAR JUSTIN CHANCELLOR
4 SCREWDRIVER, WRENCH, CIRCULAR SAW, COMPASS, ETC...
by X_ARTILLERIST May 21, 2009
Get the toolmug. Very drunk and/or intoxicated.
by Billy777 May 3, 2008
Get the tooledmug. by kevinnnnnnn May 24, 2005
Get the toolmug. Someone who walks around all day wearing plaid shorts, Burkingstock's, knee high socks, a brightly colored Ralph Lauren polo (with the collar popped up), and occasionally where's a Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd or Bob Marley shirt, even though the only Led Zeppelin song they know is "Stairway to Heaven" and the only Pink Floyd song they know is "Money", and they don't even know any Bob Marley songs, just so that the skaters think they are cool.
2. Poser
3. Prep
4. Preppy Poser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Poser
3. Prep
4. Preppy Poser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by roooood June 16, 2007
Get the toolmug. Someone who's a poser and hangs out with his poser friends and does poser stuff such as listening to Coldplay.
The aforementioned poser may also be constantly listening to music with his earbuds, and reply to you with one word when you attempt to make conversation.
The aforementioned poser may also be constantly listening to music with his earbuds, and reply to you with one word when you attempt to make conversation.
Alec: Hey man! You know that movie we watched in class? Pretty good movie, eh?
John: *takes out one earbud* Huh?
Alec: That movie we watched in class was pretty good, don't you think?
John: Yea. *puts earbud back in his ear*
Alec: Man, John is such a tool!
John: *takes out one earbud* Huh?
Alec: That movie we watched in class was pretty good, don't you think?
John: Yea. *puts earbud back in his ear*
Alec: Man, John is such a tool!
by TyroneDaPussyEater May 6, 2014
Get the toolmug. A tool is one of those stupid assholes at parties who does nothing but try to bang everything he sees because he thinks he's wonderful. This is typically caused by The small amount of muscle definition he has managed to obtain during his time away from being an alcoholic. He is cocky, but deep down, he knows he is pathetic.
A tool will usually say things like "hey sweetheart, check out my cross tattoo," or "I wish I could've been here sooner, but I was working out."
A tool will usually say things like "hey sweetheart, check out my cross tattoo," or "I wish I could've been here sooner, but I was working out."
The guy who smashes beer cans on his head is such a fucking tool.
The guy who awkwardly screams "HEYYYY" when someone enters a room is a tool.
The guy with a cross tattoo but holds no actual biblical knowledge is a tool.
The guy who awkwardly screams "HEYYYY" when someone enters a room is a tool.
The guy with a cross tattoo but holds no actual biblical knowledge is a tool.
by endon182 July 24, 2011
Get the Toolmug. Sean is such a tool, he's not going to Mike's birthday party because Lela invited him to some boring banquet crap.
by sleepinglegisannoying May 13, 2009
Get the toolmug.