tool

1 A PENIS
2 SOMEONE WHO'S MANIPULATED VERY EASILY
3 A BADASS BAND
4 A MAN-MADE DEVICE USED FOR BUILDING SHIT

1 MALE GENITALIA (PUT YOUR TOOL INSIDE OF MY HUGE TWAT)

2 SOMEONE WHO GETS USED TO SATISFY ANOTHER'S NEEDS

3 AN L.A. ROCK BAND; DRUMMER DANNY CAREY, VOCALIST MAYNARD KEENAN, GUITARIST ADAM JONES, BASS GUITAR JUSTIN CHANCELLOR

4 SCREWDRIVER, WRENCH, CIRCULAR SAW, COMPASS, ETC...

by X_ARTILLERIST May 21, 2009

tool

an object used to increase ones usefulness

a simple machine

see hammer, screw driver, drill, etc.

hey dave could you pass me that pair of pliers over there?

by kevinnnnnnn May 24, 2005

tooled

Very drunk and/or intoxicated.

We were out getting trashed and we all
got wasted but Johnny was especially tooled.

by Billy777 May 3, 2008

tool

Someone who walks around all day wearing plaid shorts, Burkingstock's, knee high socks, a brightly colored Ralph Lauren polo (with the collar popped up), and occasionally where's a Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd or Bob Marley shirt, even though the only Led Zeppelin song they know is "Stairway to Heaven" and the only Pink Floyd song they know is "Money", and they don't even know any Bob Marley songs, just so that the skaters think they are cool.

2. Poser

3. Prep

4. Preppy Poser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, Dylan and Ian are such TOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by roooood June 16, 2007

tool

Someone who's a poser and hangs out with his poser friends and does poser stuff such as listening to Coldplay.

The aforementioned poser may also be constantly listening to music with his earbuds, and reply to you with one word when you attempt to make conversation.

Alec: Hey man! You know that movie we watched in class? Pretty good movie, eh?
John: *takes out one earbud* Huh?
Alec: That movie we watched in class was pretty good, don't you think?
John: Yea. *puts earbud back in his ear*
Alec: Man, John is such a tool!

by TyroneDaPussyEater May 6, 2014

Tool

Someone who thinks they are loved by all but are actually loved by none. Their birth certificate is a sincere apology from the abortion clinic. If they dip you bet your sweet ass it's long cut. They always act like hard asses but they're pussies. Any pussy they've ever drilled no one has ever heard of and they lasted a whole 30 seconds... During floor play. Most of the time they wear rock revival jeans, Jordan's, and tapout shirts.

Michael your such a fucking tool.

by "The Kid" Anselmo December 16, 2015

Tool

Somone who tries to hard to be somthing hes not.
Somone who wears skinny jeans and v neck sweater (with nothing under it)
Somone who goes to a concert and they know one song by them.
Somone who goes by Chicks before *icks

Dude, Joe L. is a huge tool. He hunts doe.

by Unnamed 3654876 May 22, 2010