tone whore

A bogan who decides that the best time to change their mobile phone ringtone is on public transport, not realising they are annoying the shit out of everyone around them.

"I wish that tone whore would stop playing with his fucking ringtones, it's giving me a headache."

by Andy Skye September 11, 2005

tonday

(tun-day) noun; state of greif; monday plus tuesday; when the Bombers have two practices within a 13 hour time span; the sun sets during monday practice and rises at the end of tuesday morning practice, therefore mentally turning two days into one.

ugh! It's tonday again...only __ tondays left till spring trip.

by Bomber Softball February 18, 2008

Dial Tone

A complete wet blanket type of person. One who resembles a debbie downer, a square and at certain points is a pretentious douche!

That bitch Christina has been a fucken DIAL TONE this entire event!

by eas.eas.eas August 11, 2012

grandmas toenails

When you are smoking the reefer and ash blows into your mouth, that ash is known as grandmas toenails

That bowl is cached man, if you hit it you'll get grandmas toenails!!!

by Nicky Fitz September 18, 2008

ringback tone

when the number you call plays music instead of a dial tone for you to enjoy while you are waiting for the party to pick up.

yo, did you hear alex's new ringback tone?

by alex gl July 14, 2005

Tough toenails

A remark made when someone needs to move along, or to disregard an insignificant setback.

Jack: I got a 97 on my final, I'm so mad!

Beth: Tough toenails. You need to put on your big boy pants and get over it.

by da smartist mann aliffe June 16, 2016

tonella

Chunky middle-aged black woman with a sassy attitude, who if interviewed in a Jenny Jones audience, would put her hands on her hips, shake her fat booty and holler, "Child, please!!!"

Check out that Tonella in the fried chicken line.

by stiggywiggy March 22, 2005