arboreal rodent. completely insane. only emotions: neutral, terrified, enraged. males testicles sometimes swell to outrageous proportions. outliving and outnumbering the human race.
Jesus, did you see eggpress the squirrel on the fence today? His testicles are the size of baseballs! They just keep growing!
The squirrel left turdlinks and nutshells all over the place with no regard to sanitation.
I chose to run over the family so to avoid the squirrel crossing the road. I am glad the squirrel was able to cross safely.
The squirrel left turdlinks and nutshells all over the place with no regard to sanitation.
I chose to run over the family so to avoid the squirrel crossing the road. I am glad the squirrel was able to cross safely.
by eggpress August 8, 2006
Get the squirrelmug. a really cute girl thats always on your nuts, hence the term squirrel.
generally these girls arent slutty but when they see a guy they like they will constantly be on there nuts.
generally these girls arent slutty but when they see a guy they like they will constantly be on there nuts.
by mac_money August 3, 2007
Get the squirrelmug. "You see that lady over there, don't talk to her, that's my squirrel!"
"I call dibs on all the squirrels in this bar."
"Why are you eyeballing my girlfriend? That's my squirrel bitch."
"I call dibs on all the squirrels in this bar."
"Why are you eyeballing my girlfriend? That's my squirrel bitch."
by eRoc-of-AAA December 22, 2008
Get the Squirrelmug. by Saints September 25, 2003
Get the squirrelmug. Bob: So, in conclusion, 4+4 = 8
Tommy: Wait, what?
Bob: I just gave an hour lesson on this!
Jim: Yeah, but Tommy was like "Squirrel!" the whole time.
Tommy: Wait, what?
Bob: I just gave an hour lesson on this!
Jim: Yeah, but Tommy was like "Squirrel!" the whole time.
by snape+scabbers=AWESOME June 13, 2011
Get the Squirrelmug. RUN!!! IT'S A SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!
by D-Monkey March 9, 2018
Get the Squirrelmug.