Throat aids

When your throat hurts really bad and are coughing every 3 seconds. It also hurts to breathe.

"Are you ok"

"No I have throat aids"

by Aynomyus April 6, 2017

Throat Hockey

Slang term for making out. Rarely used.

Dude, Isaiah left early to go play some throat hockey with his gf.

by Silentjoe February 20, 2017

down throat

When ur dick is to long and she complains it's in her throat

No baby it's not deepthroat with u it's down throat

by Marcoblakers March 8, 2017

throat service

The best quality felacio performed by a person who usually has limited gag reflex.

That girl gave me some good throat service after the party last weekend

by Bindleboy June 27, 2016

Strep throat

Throat infection, idk this ain't wikipedia, hurts a lot. Doja cat has it as for this present moment, wish her a nice rest. The simp community is at its lowest right now.

"Hey did you hear? Doja just posted, she has strep throat"
"Thanks Jake, I just fell on my knees at Walmart"
"Damn"

by Hennysea March 15, 2022

throat jolter

when the joke is so funny that your throat ejects from the esophagus and is sent into space

wow that was such a throat jolter!
i haven’t gotten my throat jolted like that in ages!!!

by @jocynoce February 4, 2022

Throat Closer

A throat closer is a peanut butter sandwich. It is aptly named because the excess amount of peanut butter (and sometimes Nutella) will cause your throat to feel like it's closing and make it difficult to breathe.

"Hey man, wanna have a couple throat closers?"
"No thanks, I don't feel like dying today."

by jerseybish January 19, 2021