throat jolter

when the joke is so funny that your throat ejects from the esophagus and is sent into space

wow that was such a throat jolter!
i haven’t gotten my throat jolted like that in ages!!!

by @jocynoce February 4, 2022

snake throat

Sore throat caused by giving a deep throat blowjob

Got the best blowjob of my life last night but the next morning my girlfriend complained of snake throat.

by Love Canal May 2, 2014

throat drop

When you drop your balls into someone's mouth

I would so throat drop erin if she was in my room right now

by dvfug April 3, 2015

Strep throat

Throat infection, idk this ain't wikipedia, hurts a lot. Doja cat has it as for this present moment, wish her a nice rest. The simp community is at its lowest right now.

"Hey did you hear? Doja just posted, she has strep throat"
"Thanks Jake, I just fell on my knees at Walmart"
"Damn"

by Hennysea March 15, 2022

Throat Flute

When a girl sings with a cock jammed down her throat

My girl showed off her throat flute last night

by TitanMaster February 24, 2020

Throat Closer

A throat closer is a peanut butter sandwich. It is aptly named because the excess amount of peanut butter (and sometimes Nutella) will cause your throat to feel like it's closing and make it difficult to breathe.

"Hey man, wanna have a couple throat closers?"
"No thanks, I don't feel like dying today."

by jerseybish January 19, 2021

hot throat

A type of friction burn from suckin dick with cotton mouth

NEVER kiss a bitch on a sunday, they get hot throat by the end of the weekend.

by cuzo steve January 11, 2016