Your partner wears swimming goggles, or other tight eye protection. You then drop a solid turd out of your ass onto their eye.
I gave her a swedish telescope and she told me she seen yellow stars. Must have been the corn I ate.
by Piero Sherpa September 4, 2005
Get the Swedish Telescope mug.The act of a girl inserting Swedish Fish into her vagina, and then fingering them out and eating them in front of you.
Useful if: You are on the beach with your boyfriend, your fat, and have no pockets.
Useful if: You are on the beach with your boyfriend, your fat, and have no pockets.
After Teddy gave his Girlfriend a $1000 ring using his dad's credit card, His girlfriend tried to pleasure him by performing a Swedish Twatkins while he tried nutting in her ear.
by GMS LAX May 6, 2009
Get the Swedish Twatkins mug.A swedish goober is when one is having anal with one's sexual partner while using jelly as lubricant. When the penis leaves the anus, the partner will insert peanut butter into the anus and it will then create a kind of homemade goober. Cheaper than the store-bought goober for sure.
You guys buy goober from the store? Try a Swedish goober sometime, it's fun for you, tasty for the kids.
by noahtorious b.i.g November 29, 2018
Get the Swedish Goober mug.A road flare. Derived from the fact that they look like a candle and are often used to warn other drivers of a disabled vehicle, usually a Volvo because they are so problematic. Therefore, the term Swedish Candle was invented.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 20, 2023
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(n) 1. when a male's sexual partner performs fellatio on him and spits the resulting excretion into a humidifier filled with diluted dark chocolate and water, allowing the substances to mix together; the two partners then breath in the humid spunk/chocolate mixture;
(n) 1. when a male's sexual partner performs fellatio on him and spits the resulting excretion into a humidifier filled with diluted dark chocolate and water, allowing the substances to mix together; the two partners then breath in the humid spunk/chocolate mixture;
After Dick and Jane finished their Swedish humidifier, they were able to enjoy the perfect aroma and humidity in order to rest from their tiresome day.
by boomumba4 December 7, 2010
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Get the Swedish cabbage mug.When a girl queffs on your face.
by Ben dover6 May 4, 2018
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