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the washing machine crispy

When you need to match the food to make it crispy.
by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023
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The Origami Machine

The origami machine is a machine that twists and or jelqs your penis into a variety of different origami shapes.
"Hey Paul, check out what I did with the Origami Machine!"
"Hey let me try out the Origami Machine too!!"
by origamiman February 18, 2024
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The candy machine

The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....
"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
by jepeliusmilo December 18, 2024
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The Goon Machine

A guy who ejaculates 15+ times a day.
by the dirty 6 7 meister October 21, 2025
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Cleaning the Washing Machine

When you lick off the cum dripping down a penis after a blowjob.
Mike: Dude my was GF Cleaning the Washing Machine last night!
Tim: Nice, it must have been awesome.
by NotABanana August 13, 2015
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barry_the_bantz_machine

A pedo who should kill himself
barry_the_bantz_machine is a pedo
by asddfefwf May 31, 2018
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Ceez The Bowling Machine

Cesar Del Rosario is the Bowling Machine
Cesar Del Rosario is incredible and Bowling one might say he’s Ceez The bowling Machine
by Geez Machine June 24, 2021
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