by soham_was_not_here August 26, 2021
Get the workmug. A place where a man's (or Woman's) spirit is crushed down to its very core on a daily basis. A place one is forced to go every day, Monday to Friday and sometimes on Saturday to receive massive doses of soul robbing, spirit breaking, mind numbing torture, mostly at the hands of the Gestapo like, dimwitted, mentally handicapped, henchmen who are easily fooled by the Gods of Business and Captains of Industry. Work can also be used as a means of punishment for being a law abiding member of a society who's upper class feel they must look down upon anyone who has to work for a living. If it weren't for the Working man, the upper class would need to wipe their own asses and thats not cool
Ted: Hey Bill, it's been a long time. Man you look aweful whats going on, are you sick?
Bill: No Ted. I just got off work. Please kill me, kill me now!
Bill: No Ted. I just got off work. Please kill me, kill me now!
by the_real_zacker October 20, 2012
Get the Workmug. pulling out all the stops from ones' (male OR female) bag of tricks in order to get sex.
turning on the charm, hiding all negative and potentially damning behavior, making a fool of oneself purely to 'launch and/or envelop!
turning on the charm, hiding all negative and potentially damning behavior, making a fool of oneself purely to 'launch and/or envelop!
by michael foolsley November 18, 2009
Get the workmug. Malcolm worked like a dog to get butter on his bread.
Misspelling: Bush Tells Europeans - Iraq Strategy Will Work.
Misspelling: Bush Tells Europeans - Iraq Strategy Will Work.
by Gyromitra Esculenta January 13, 2008
Get the workmug. I need to get some clean works from the needle exchange
He left his works lying around so his mum found out he was a junkie
He left his works lying around so his mum found out he was a junkie
by notquitepatrick October 16, 2020
Get the worksmug. by amby February 2, 2004
Get the workmug. 