Man Web

Your sweaty ball sack stuck to both legs.

I've been riding this motorcycle in the heat so long , I'll have a permanent man web .

by The Old Salt October 21, 2015

Dim Web

Akin to its sister phrases the Deep Web and Dark Web, the Dim Web refers to the parts of the Internet hosted on social media sites that have completed their process of enshittification.

These sites are usually devoid of original thought or content and only the dimmest users remain. The sites also often require the user to log in to view any content to maximise user tracking and profits.

- Have you seen the Tweet I sent you yesterday?
- Hell naw, I ain't visiting the Dim Web.

by HeavyRaptor July 5, 2023

Web Jacked

(v) To steal an idea from the internet. The act by which ideas are stolen, or the realization that your idea has already been thought of via the world wide web.

"Oh man, my word has been web jacked on Urban Dictionary."

by Dr. Truman2 April 3, 2009

Charlotte’s Web

The act of shooting a load in your partner’s long hair while they sleep, resulting in their being stuck to the pillow. Bonus points for spelling and coverage.

Mary Jane woke up and asked Peter Parker, “What happened to my hair?” Peter responded, “I Charlotte’s Webbed you!”

by Waisttiewebslinger May 19, 2018

Web-Wed

When two (teen) girls get married to each other on Facebook because they're best friends.
OR
When a girl marries her guy friend on Facebook when they're not in a real relationship (and she wants to friend zone him.)

Kid- Yo is Amy a lesbian?? It says she's married to another girl on Facebook!

Friend- Nah man, they're just web-wed

by LanaDelJane November 25, 2013

Lesbian Web

The East Coast Sex-Web of Lesbians. Connecting multiple girls to each other through sexual relations and actions.

Most girls in the web can connect them self to any other lesbian by default from their previous or future partners.

"Did you know Emily slept with Casey and then Tiffany?"
"Add them to the Lesbian Web"

"Do you know that girl?
"Not really, but I think she's part of the Lesbian Web"

by Evoking Elly May 2, 2010

Web Shopping

Someone who’s constantly on websites looking at stuff to buy but never buys anything.

Person 1: Hey what you doing.
Person 2: Just looking at some shoes on ebay.
Person 1: Why? You know you don't have any money to buy anything.
Person 2: I know! I'm just web shopping.

by Deezo88 September 19, 2009