textorrhea

The texting of abundant soft to liquified, smelly words

Getting tired of that person that keeps sending me so much textorrhea

by vetclinician August 6, 2015

testosterone gym gorilla

(n). A very stocky, well cut, well oiled, well tanned male, usually wearing a tank top, often found pressing more than 350 pounds at the gym. Likes to walk in circles, looking himself in the mirror. Quite often does no cardio workout--muscles are purely for SHOW. See Pec Poser.

While at the gym today, I saw this TGG (Testosterone Gym Gorilla) pumping weights, snorting and groaning like a bull on crack having sex.

by boggler February 9, 2005

testosterone poisoning

When a man dies as a result of doing something that is both stupid, and something one would normally associate with steretypical "dumb guy" activity.

"The actions of the nominees are so shortsighted, so counter to common sense, that they can only be explained by the apparent need to strut superior risk-taking capacity."
- from The Darwin Awards (first book)

A Houston man earned a succinct lesson in gun safety when he played Russian roulette with a .45-caliber semiautomatic pistol. Rashaad, nineteen, was visiting friends when he announced his intention to play the deadly game. He apparantly did not realize that a semiautomatic pistol, unlike a revolver, actually inserts a cartridge into the firing chamber when the gun is cocked. His chance of winning a round of Russian Roulette was zero, as he quickly discovered.

- Darwin Awards, page 192

by Ugliness Man July 1, 2004

Textoo

Any tattoo composed primarily of lettering, symbols, or numbers. Often consisting of a name, popular culture quote or Chinese symbol, the lettering can be any font but is most often done in calligraphy in an attempt to be appealing to the eye.

Oh, look, another lost soul with a boring-ass textoo. What do you want to bet it's from a poem?

by Chris Rader October 2, 2006

Testosterphone

Short phone calls under 30 seconds. Typically spoken in Afrikaans.

>> impossible to transcribe conversations in Afrikaans <<
To simulate your own testosterphone conversation, put a potato in your mouth and attempt to speak.

by Haans Spucklemeier May 30, 2007

textogram

A word that is generated by the same finger pattern on a cell phone keypad when using predictive text.

A textogram of "I SIPPED my juice" is "I PISSED my juice"

by udu1 July 27, 2010

Textover

Where a group of people (usually girls) stay up all night texting each other like how people stay up all night and talk like at a sleepover.

Me and Anne had a textover last night, it felt like she was really there next to me.

by Emily Doe <3 January 12, 2011