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testosteronni

It's like this: penis pasta. Imagine a lot cum, in a bowl. It's an edible delight for the entire family. Your kids will love it too!
So it's morning, and your bitch's givin you a morning bj, and she goes, "Baby, what's for breakfast" and you go, "BITCH, TESTOSTERONNI!"

Then you cum a shit load in her mouth.

And she's satisified for breakfast.
by Jouwannaman April 2, 2008
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Textosterone

The use of over agressive text messaging to win over a girls love and attention.
" Stop text messaging me at work so much, Im busy! Are you full of textosterone or something?"
by nvcguy March 7, 2009
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testosteronista

Did you see that woman with the blue black Mohawk on that Harley?

That testosteronista got some femme back home.
by The debil November 1, 2013
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testosterzone

The place a guy goes when having a "discussion" with someone with whom he disagrees. Also the place his head goes when he gets behind the wheel of any vehicle.
Wife to a friend about her hubby's argument with a neighbor : "No, I can't get him to just drop it, he's in the testosterzone!"
Him -"Why can't any of these wusses drive like they have a pair?" Her- "Why don't I drive, honey. Wouldn't want you to be pulled over because you were in the testosterzone" Him "I could control myself better if all these ass-poles would just get out of my way!"
by cattybee June 29, 2015
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Testosterosexual

when you are attracted to anyone who produces testosterone, but not exclusively the “male” genitalia.
H: I feel straight, but I could be/ have been attracted to anyone who is: Transgender Male, Gender non-conforming, Non-binary or Gender Fluid… I think I’m attracted to testosterone? Is there a term for that?

J: I believe that’s called Testosterosexual.
by Uh_Line November 23, 2021
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testorsterone

Da male hormone dat enables a dude to perform well when painting.
Perhaps da master artists in oils and watercolors may indeed have had elevated testorsterone levels and thus produced amazing paint-on-canvas works, but a number of them were totally obnoxious jerks as far as their overall personalities were concerned.
by QuacksO November 29, 2021
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testostyrone

When a man’s testosterone levels are excessively high to the point where it leads them to behave like a highly masculine black guy who’s stereotypically referred to as Tyrone. This leads the man to boost his ego by becoming aggressive towards people, especially his haters.
My buddy has been hitting the weights a lot lately to bulk up and now he has too much testostyrone in him which is making him overly aggressive and irritable.
by 2urban2dict September 11, 2022
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