Tesla Sexual

A tesla sexual is a person who bought a brand new Tesla and cannot stop thinking or talking about, cannot get out of it and feels he is in a romantic and sexual relationship with his new vehicle that there is no place for another person in his life.

My buddy Karthik turned into a Tesla Sexual after purchasing his latest Tesla 3.

by Desi Bugger September 4, 2018

TelaPathY

ThE CrazY shiT u N sumOne ThinK aBouT at The SamE TimE!!

BrITT: Kelly
Kelly: BriTT
Both: TELA-FUCKIN-PathYYYYYYYY

by caligente March 28, 2003

Tesla

1. A cool, chill dude, who is overall just an awesome person. That is Nikola Tesla.
2. A company by Elon Musk that does electricity. Makes cool electric cars, like the Tesla Model S and the Tesla Model X. Also makes solar panels and giant batteries to put on your home.

1. Man, Tesla is my hero!
2. Yo, nice Tesla you got there!

by Corey the best Definer October 17, 2017

Telapathy

What happens to one when one can't be arsed to change the channel.

Little Johnny lost the remote control to his television set. Since he's too lazy to get up and change the channel, he has telapathy.

by Carl Braganza September 4, 2003

tesla

When used as a verb, it means to violently penetrate.

a) That big biker totally just teslad his much smaller cell-mate.
b) The young twink rubbed his bung in pain after having been repeatedly teslad by a large group of randy cicus-goers.
c) I'm gonna tesla that jerk as soon as he finishes his drink.

by Reg Gournd DeFlodge April 1, 2007

Tesla Shaft

To have intercourse with a prank electric hand buzzer strapped to the base of your penis.

Joe the Plumber: I finally killed that evil Palin bitch last night

Mccain: How the hell did you get rid of that undead bitch

Joe the plumber: I hit her with the tesla shaft until she passed out

by timujin December 22, 2008

Tesla's Coil

This is when two guys face each other with erections and put them next to each other touching side by side and one of them jerks both off at the same time.

Jeremy wanted to give me a Tesla's Coil.

by CloakandDagger88 February 19, 2011